The Official World Cup 2018 Megathread

[Nando]

Not creating much? Only just switched on, wanted to catch this one really.

He played Matuidi on the left wing. Genius.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

They were diabolical. Two shots on target I think. Peru just can't score.

 

[Jinky]

Get to view Ryan Bennett’s future replacement in all his shit ponytail glory tonight then.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

At least Argentina have dropped Rojo, the utter fraud.

 

[SLB]

Pay attention to Salvio. If you like please feel free to make a bid.

 

[Nando]

Enzo Perez, who didn't make the squad initially, straight into the team ahead of Banega and Lo Celso. OK then. Sampaoli hasn't got a clue what he's doing.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Sounds like most of Buenos Aires is in Novgorod tonight.

 

[Jack Regan]

Excellent save by Caballero, cue colossal mistake at some point later in the game.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Argentina are abominable at the back.

 

[Jack Regan]

Sitter!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Neither side inspires any confidence at all at the back. We should definitely avoid Vigo from Ghostbusters 2.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

And then an appalling miss by Croatia

 

[Jack Regan]

Followed by an even bigger miss by Mandzukic.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Sitter!

X 2

 

[Jack Regan]

Lucky not to walk for that.

 

[The Bear]

Not been able to follow this game as very busy at work, but from what I've seen of Pione Sisto, he seems like a real talent.

Having seen him twice now I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole. All style and zero substance.

7 goals in 63 games for Celta Vigo. 1 in 9 is terrible even for a winger.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Now that is a naughty one. Should be off.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

And VAR don't even say change the throw to a free kick. What the hell??

 

[Sniffer]

The ref has lost control of this game.

 

[Sniffer]

....and again. Terrible challenge in the build up to that chance late on..