The Official FIFA World Cup 2022 Megathread

[Tony Towner]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1601639225480613890

Bring back Chesney

 

[Alan]

Really Alan, you're a bright guy, you must know you can't score against yourself. You concede own goals as they're against your team.

You can only score against the opposition.

That's not language or semantics it's the laws of the game.

It's a bit of silliness, that y'all get so worked up over it is absolutely hilarious.

 

[Kenny]

What a strange argument.

Best way to look at it. Did the keeper get a clean sheet. If no, he and the team "got scored on"

 

[White Wolf]

The Falklands
Were British before Spain Colonised Argentina, The British left.
Spain then Colonised the Falklands, They then left to colonise other parts of South America including Argentina, The British then went back and settled in the Falklands, whilst Spain was colonising Argentina and other vast areas of South America.

The Junta invaded the Falkland I response to many home issues and to try and distract from issues at home.

Thatcher was warned that the invasion was happening, The Junta did not believe the British had a backbone, Fortunately we had a Tory government instead of Labour so handed there arse to them on a Plate.

Having said that the Argie soldiers were all conscripts, Poorly trained and equipped and not really up for the fight.

Having said all that thanks to the French they could have and possibly should have held on.

Prince Andrew flew many helicopter missions his job which seems strange now was to hover behind ships and attract missiles away from the ships towards him, people that generally have a go about Andrew (and I am not excusing anything he has done since if he did anything) always complain about him wearing his uniform when he was in effect running suicide missions

Did you really feel that much need to write a defence of Prince Andrew?

 

[Tony Towner]

The Falklands
Were British before Spain Colonised Argentina, The British left.
Spain then Colonised the Falklands, They then left to colonise other parts of South America including Argentina, The British then went back and settled in the Falklands, whilst Spain was colonising Argentina and other vast areas of South America.

The Junta invaded the Falkland I response to many home issues and to try and distract from issues at home.

Thatcher was warned that the invasion was happening, The Junta did not believe the British had a backbone, Fortunately we had a Tory government instead of Labour so handed there arse to them on a Plate.

Having said that the Argie soldiers were all conscripts, Poorly trained and equipped and not really up for the fight.

Having said all that thanks to the French they could have and possibly should have held on.

Prince Andrew flew many helicopter missions his job which seems strange now was to hover behind ships and attract missiles away from the ships towards him, people that generally have a go about Andrew (and I am not excusing anything he has done since if he did anything) always complain about him wearing his uniform when he was in effect running suicide missions

You really are an absolute piece of scum aren't you? Ending with the defence of a paedophile.

 

[Tredman]

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Random language, confusing takes and Glasgow eulogising a peado.

 

[Alan]

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Random language, confusing takes and Glasgow eulogising a peado.

We're debating the philosophical ramifications of the Own Goal.

 

[Kenny]

Of all the things to complain about on Prince Peado, wearing a Navy uniform is rock bottom of the list.

 

[Johnny75]

It's a bit of silliness, that y'all get so worked up over it is absolutely hilarious.

Americans are famous for their tolerance aren't they.

 

[Kenny]

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Random language, confusing takes and Glasgow eulogising a peado.

Nervous tension ahead of calling Southgate a hero/fucking useless innit

 

[Johnny75]

We're debating the philosophical ramifications of the Own Goal.

Not any more.

 

[WsWolf]

Superb pre match entertainment on TWF.

 

[Derby Wolf]

The Falklands
Were British before Spain Colonised Argentina, The British left.
Spain then Colonised the Falklands, They then left to colonise other parts of South America including Argentina, The British then went back and settled in the Falklands, whilst Spain was colonising Argentina and other vast areas of South America.

The Junta invaded the Falkland I response to many home issues and to try and distract from issues at home.

Thatcher was warned that the invasion was happening, The Junta did not believe the British had a backbone, Fortunately we had a Tory government instead of Labour so handed there arse to them on a Plate.

Having said that the Argie soldiers were all conscripts, Poorly trained and equipped and not really up for the fight.

Having said all that thanks to the French they could have and possibly should have held on.

Prince Andrew flew many helicopter missions his job which seems strange now was to hover behind ships and attract missiles away from the ships towards him, people that generally have a go about Andrew (and I am not excusing anything he has done since if he did anything) always complain about him wearing his uniform when he was in effect running suicide missions

Of all your bad takes, this one is special.

Bravo.

 

[Johnny75]

Frankly @MARKakaJIM it's not a laughing matter and to laugh at it paints you in a ridiculous light.

Not as much of a scumbag as the poster but close.

 

[Wellen Wolf]

Winningest is up there for me.

...closely followed by the translation of a word from Latin American Spanish language commentators: 'footballistically'

 

[Wilf Wolf]

OGs are literally credited to the guy who scored, what the fuck is this argument even

OGs are credited to the team you’re playing against. How the fuck is this an argument!!!

 

[GLASGOWOLF]

You really are an absolute piece of scum aren't you? Ending with the defence of a paedophile.

Is He? Has he been found guilty?
Must of missed that.
If he is I would string him up by his bollocks, I believe in Capital punishment for Paedophiles, and not chemical castration but no pain killing chop his bollocks off

 

[Alan]

Is He? Has he been found guilty?
Must of missed that.
If he is I would string him up by his bollocks, I believe in Capital punishment for Paedophiles, and not chemical castration but no pain killing chop his bollocks off

Rapists get off without punishment all the time.

Ask me how I know.

 

[Tony Towner]

Is He? Has he been found guilty?
Must of missed that.
If he is I would string him up by his bollocks, I believe in Capital punishment for Paedophiles, and not chemical castration but no pain killing chop his bollocks off

Well colour me shocked on pretty much every word of that.

 

[Tony Towner]

Unfortunately Jill Scott hasn't replaced Aluko and her cold takes