The NFL Thread

[Jack Regan]

I really thought so at first but I’m having serious doubts now

I think it was, with Cardi B apparently.

I did recognise Ricky Martin though.

 

[Alan]

Weirdly representative of why I love CONCACAF football.

Americans feel so… passionless relative to our neighbors. Maybe that’s generalizing in a problematic way, but I have felt it for most of my life.

Maybe I’m thinking of White Americans, specifically, given that’s the cohort I have spent the huge majority of my time around.

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

It only takes a second to score a goal, but now the Pats need to score at least twice it already looks like game over.
So you two guys can go back to discussing Belgian beers.

 

[Jack Regan]

Weirdly representative of why I love CONCACAF football.

Americans feel so… passionless relative to our neighbors. Maybe that’s generalizing in a problematic way, but I have felt it for most of my life.

Maybe I’m thinking of White Americans, specifically, given that’s the cohort I have spent the huge majority of my time around.

The fact none of it was in English must really stick in so many people's craws, so I'm definitely all for it.

 

[Jack Regan]

It only takes a second to score a goal, but now the Pats need to score at least twice it already looks like game over.
So you two guys can go back to discussing Belgian beers.

As much I love talking about beer (particularly the Belgian variety) hopefully they can make a game of it.

 

[Alan]

Uh, I should be clear, Puerto Ricans are also Americans. The culture there just runs significantly more Caribbean, for obvious reasons.

 

[Alan]

It only takes a second to score a goal, but now the Pats need to score at least twice it already looks like game over.
So you two guys can go back to discussing Belgian beers.

Pffft, you and Paddy coming in here swinging around your superior self-control like you own the place. The audacity of it all

 

[Jack Regan]

Really do need the Patriots to pick up some points on this drive to make it competitive.

You know full well that Trump will blame the location of the game and the halftime show if this ends up 15-3 to Seattle.

Another stop from the Seahawks, looked like Seattle were offside on that last play too.

 

[Alan]

Ahhh get ‘em Josh! Alabama alumni so love to see him showing up tonight.

 

[Alan]

Really do need the Patriots to pick up some points on this drive to make it competitive.

It might take a defensive score by New England for that to happen, I’m afraid. They’re certainly capable but turnovers are notoriously awful as a strategy. There’s just too much randomness.

Darnold looking good now. Pats’ defense can only withstand so much time on the field.

 

[Jack Regan]

Darnold channeling super bowl era winning Russell Wilson with that scramble.

By the way, naming your child the same as yourself is the ultimate act of cuntery.

 

[Alan]

For better or worse, 12 might be enough.

 

[Jack Regan]

The Patriots have to score on this drive I think or it's over.

 

[Alan]

That’s so bad from Henderson holy fucking shit

It’s not often a RB gains 0 yards and it’s entirely their own fault.

 

[Alan]

LAMINE YAMAL IS POKÉBOY

You guys probably don’t get the same ads I do, huh. Denny probably does I suppose, if he’s not blinded by his sober arrogance

 

[Jack Regan]

Not going for that on 4 & 1 is basically throwing in the towel.

Seahawks get any score on the next drive and it's done.

 

[Alan]

Not going for that on 4 & 1 is basically throwing in the towel.

Kinda felt like it, didn’t it? I guess they’d say there was a lot of time left, which isn’t wrong, but with the way the offense is playing… you have to make it a 1 possession game ASAP.

 

[Jack Regan]

Got the stop so in hindsight the right call.

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

LAMINE YAMAL IS POKÉBOY

You guys probably don’t get the same ads I do, huh. Denny probably does I suppose, if he’s not blinded by his sober arrogance

I did see the ad. Trevor Noah and some people I am happy not to recognize. Possibly including gaga.

 

[Jack Regan]

Yeah none of the super bowl ads here.