The Kids Thread

[The Bear]

Tell him his mum can play Phil Parkinson and... CHARGE!!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Started potty training our 2 year lad this weekend. The house just smells of shit at the moment. So much poo...

We've been doing potty training with ours for about a week now*. He's actually been alright with the poo's (apart from when he shit his pants yesterday) but I think laziness is holding him back when it comes to weeing. Yesterday he actually stood over the potty and wee'd into it through his pants :icon_lol:

*I say 'we' when actually I am at work for most of it!

 

[machin05]

I've had a realisation that my youngest kinda looks like Pete Doherty...

 

[Paul]

Got your smile ??

 

[b3h]

Got your smile ??

Or Pete's??

 

[machin05]

The boy's got threadworm. That was a delight to discover in the potty this afternoon

 

[Tony Towner]

The boy's got threadworm. That was a delight to discover in the potty this afternoon

From experience I can pretty much guarantee, so have you!

 

[machin05]

Yep, probably. It's really common and very contagious. We all had a lovely family medication session earlier. Quite the magical moment!

 

[The Bear]

Must be all that dodgy real ale you're feeding him.

 

[Tredman]

Just had my youngest twin in tears because the kids at school have been calling him a rip off of his elder twin. It was not easy to keep a straight face!!

 

[Tony Towner]

Thread!

https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/status/998470432176123904?s=19

 

[Langers]

I posted that yesterday - best thing I've seen on Twitter in years.

 

[Tony Towner]

I posted that yesterday - best thing I've seen on Twitter in years.

Sorry, didn't see it.

 

[The Bear]

Won't all of his kids, their parents and school bosses read that?

 

[MARKakaJIM]

So?

 

[The Bear]

I'm sure some of the parents and bosses will be stuffy and take it the wrong way. I'd be amazed if there wasn't at least one complaint.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Not like he's got anything at stake though is it?

 

[Langers]

He's volunteered to help them. He's not mentioned any kids by name, nor has he shared any photos. He's followed the terms and conditions, there's nothing to pull him up on.

 

[The Bear]

Ok. I assumed he was their actual teacher or something.

 

[Tony Towner]

I've been a 'make the numbers up' parent on a school trip once before and once is where it will stay.