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The Kids Thread

Tell him his mum can play Phil Parkinson and... CHARGE!!
 
Started potty training our 2 year lad this weekend. The house just smells of shit at the moment. So much poo... :(

We've been doing potty training with ours for about a week now*. He's actually been alright with the poo's (apart from when he shit his pants yesterday) but I think laziness is holding him back when it comes to weeing. Yesterday he actually stood over the potty and wee'd into it through his pants :icon_lol:

*I say 'we' when actually I am at work for most of it!
 
I've had a realisation that my youngest kinda looks like Pete Doherty...

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The boy's got threadworm. That was a delight to discover in the potty this afternoon :(
 
Yep, probably. It's really common and very contagious. We all had a lovely family medication session earlier. Quite the magical moment!
 
Must be all that dodgy real ale you're feeding him.
 
Just had my youngest twin in tears because the kids at school have been calling him a rip off of his elder twin. It was not easy to keep a straight face!!
 
I posted that yesterday - best thing I've seen on Twitter in years.
 
Won't all of his kids, their parents and school bosses read that?
 
I'm sure some of the parents and bosses will be stuffy and take it the wrong way. I'd be amazed if there wasn't at least one complaint.
 
He's volunteered to help them. He's not mentioned any kids by name, nor has he shared any photos. He's followed the terms and conditions, there's nothing to pull him up on.
 
Ok. I assumed he was their actual teacher or something.
 
I've been a 'make the numbers up' parent on a school trip once before and once is where it will stay.
 
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