The Football News Thread 2023/24

[Boozad]

Why do I need to know what every woman wants?!

If that’s you’re mindset then why post bullshit like this?

Women in general just don't care that much about sport.

Given 50% of my female relatives have season tickets, my daughter has a season ticket and my fiancée loves going to games when she’s back up in the Midlands, I’d beg to differ. You obviously know fuck all about women. At all.

 

[Tony Towner]

Joey has moved on from knitting, woke and quotas to they only got the job because they slept their way to it. He really is pushing for that grifting GBeebies gig

https://twitter.com/x/status/1733440300138234154

 

[Paul]

What's a ........Oh never mind. I don't want to know what that dick thinks

 

[Alan]

“Grass Flatteners”??

 

[Dire Wolf]

“Grass Flatteners”??

No idea either.

 

[Tony Towner]

They lie on their back and flatten the grass

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Nope. Still no wiser.

 

[Kenny]

Nope. Still no wiser.

Fucking their way to the top.

Josey Barton making it football related by saying said act happened on the football pitch and therefore flattened the grass....I think.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Gosh he is so funny

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Pochettino calls for fresh January signings as he's missing something. You couldn't make this up at all. Another £250 million please Todd.. Shocking mismanagement from top to bottom at Chelsea.

 

[Banjo]

All leagues in Turkey have been postponed after a referee was attacked on the pitch after a game, including being punched in the face and kicked on the ground. The assault was instigated by the president of one of the clubs!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

All games in Greece behind closed doors until February too.

 

[lemonjelly]

Hooper is apparently distraught at not allowing the advantage in the man city game.
Wonder how distraught refs are at getting numerous other calls wrong for the so-called smaller clubs though?

 

[Kenny]

Hooper is apparently distraught at not allowing the advantage in the man city game.
Wonder how distraught refs are at getting numerous other calls wrong for the so-called smaller clubs though?

I'm sure ref's do look back at their games and think shit I got that wrong and feel bad about it. Only human after all and no different to anyone else in their jobs or life.

 

[lemonjelly]

I'm sure ref's do look back at their games and think shit I got that wrong and feel bad about it. Only human after all and no different to anyone else in their jobs or life.

How dare you put a totally rational explanation up to my facetious ill constructed post!

 

[Kenny]

Apologies

Of course they don't the robotic twats. They sit at home and LAUGH at the little clubs knowing their incompetence could cost them millions. Hooper has let the side down and will be rightly punished for showing emotion.

 

[Alan]

Refs are like grade school teachers: they cease to exist outside the walls of the job.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Teams from the top flights of England/Spain/Germany/Italy/France to have lost 12+ games in all competitions:

Burnley
Almeria
Union Berlin
Sheffield United
Luton Town
Manchester United

 

[1986]

Teams from the top flights of England/Spain/Germany/Italy/France to have lost 12+ games in all competitions:

Burnley
Almeria
Union Berlin
Sheffield United
Luton Town
Manchester United

When you put it like that............

Another way is to look at all the teams who finished bottom of their Champions League Group this season - Man U are in that company - not a pleasant sight for them at all . I'll give Newcastle a pass , first time and all that .

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Newcastle got as tough a group as you can get, and are clearly hammered by injuries at the wrong time. They'll have regrets but they gave it a fair go.