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The Football News Thread 2023/24

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Not so much a football problem but a Brexit Jim problem. The man is a wanker who thinks it's permanently 1986.
He is indeed, my comment was more general exasperation tbf. They'd all sooner damage the finances of office or catering staff than players or agents or what not.

£200k a week for an Anthony, £9m to a Fabio's dad, £80 for a match ticket, £15 for a burger and a pint, fuckin Sky, TNT, VAR, cunt agents, 18 year olds on £50k a week, wanker owners, FFP, gambling company dependencies, Vinnie fucking Clarkes, European Super Leagues, world cups in the bastard desert, dodgy sponsors, money laundering, "we play too much football/let's tour Australia 3 days after the seasons finished" ..it's all just cuntsoup and I want it all to fuck off
 
Man United have sent an email out 1000+ staff members (obvs not players/coaches/scouts) to consider if they wish to continue their careers at United in the light of the ban on WFH and other culture changes , or if they would like to resign. They've also hired a consultancy firm advice on how costs may be cut.

Here's a thought, you rancid greedy fucks, have a look here first. You could make an argument for the rat faced fuck hole being "value for money", in the perverse 2024 Premier League sense. But look at the fucking state of that. Yeah, forcing some admin bods out the door is gonna turn the business around, definitely. Fucking hell I hate football

PLAYERGROSS P/W
(GBP)
GROSS P/Y
(GBP)
Casemiro£350,000£18,200,000
Raphaël Varane£340,000£17,680,000
Marcus Rashford£300,000£15,600,000
Anthony Martial£250,000£13,000,000
Mason Mount£250,000£13,000,000
Bruno Fernandes£240,000£12,480,000
Antony£200,000£10,400,000
Jadon Sancho£195,000£10,140,000
Harry Maguire£190,000£9,880,000
Luke Shaw£150,000£7,800,000
Christian Eriksen£150,000£7,800,000
Lisandro Martínez£120,000£6,240,000
Victor Lindelöf£120,000£6,240,000
André Onana£120,000£6,240,000
Aaron Wan-Bissaka£90,000£4,680,000
Donny van de Beek£90,000£4,680,000
Rasmus Højlund£85,000£4,420,000
Diogo Dalot£85,000£4,420,000
Tyrell Malacia£75,000£3,900,000
Jonny Evans£65,000£3,380,000
Sofyan Amrabat£65,000£3,380,000
Scott McTominay£60,000£3,120,000
Mason Greenwood£50,000£2,600,000
Alejandro Garnacho£50,000£2,600,000
Tom Heaton£45,000£2,340,000
Altay Bayındır£35,000£1,820,000
Amad Diallo£28,846£1,500,000
Kobbie Mainoo£20,000£1,040,000

Wasn't Evans one of these weird ones where he went back primarily to start coaching but got registered as a player because sometimes they make up numbers in U23s? If that's the case how is he on that wage?!
 
£200k a week for an Anthony, £9m to a Fabio's dad, £80 for a match ticket, £15 for a burger and a pint, fuckin Sky, TNT, VAR, cunt agents, 18 year olds on £50k a week, wanker owners, FFP, gambling company dependencies, Vinnie fucking Clarkes, European Super Leagues, world cups in the bastard desert, dodgy sponsors, money laundering, "we play too much football/let's tour Australia 3 days after the seasons finished"
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Wasn't Evans one of these weird ones where he went back primarily to start coaching but got registered as a player because sometimes they make up numbers in U23s? If that's the case how is he on that wage?!
He was but he's somehow ended up playing about 1500 minutes this season!
 
I thought he went there just to train after leaving Leicester, and ended up getting a contract after playing in a couple of friendlies. Huddlestone is there for the U23 and coaching.
 
I mean, I understand what it is, but why the hell change it?!!
 
Red Bull have bought a minority stake in Leeds...slippery slope
 
Dundalk have sent back to Forest their keeper George Shelvey who they took on loan in March.

Shelvey from Nottingham was hit with a 10 game ban by the FAI for racist abuse to the referee at the end of a heated local derby recently.

Shelvey who was living in Ireland, playing for an Irish club in the League of Ireland had the bright idea to abuse the referee by calling him an

"Irish cunt"

(although my Dundalk supporting mate tried to claim he was only telling the truth)
 
Dundalk have sent back to Forest their keeper George Shelvey who they took on loan in March.

Shelvey from Nottingham was hit with a 10 game ban by the FAI for racist abuse to the referee at the end of a heated local derby recently.

Shelvey who was living in Ireland, playing for an Irish club in the League of Ireland had the bright idea to abuse the referee by calling him an

"Irish cunt"

(although my Dundalk supporting mate tried to claim he was only telling the truth)
LOL. Although your mate may well have been technically correct I can only agree that Shelvey was being an absolute and crass divot.
 
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