The Darts Thread

[SSB]

For amusement value, have a list of all the fines dished out in the last year:

http://www.thedra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/DRA-Hearing-results-2015-111.pdf

Interesting reading. Make some of them look like a bunch of kids.

 

[Kenny]

18/09/2015 Nikolay Mikhalin (SDC) Shouting, removing shirt and running around at conclusion of match :icon_biggrin:

28/05/2015 Kevin McDine Throw wrong hand and punched cubicle 02/05/2015 3.1 £250 fine

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

European Championship on ITV4 this weekend. Just flicked it on, first game is....Justin bloody Pipe. Great timing.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

What a PATHETIC crowd. I have seen more people at a B Team pub darts match.

 

[The Bear]

Michael Smith look at the state of yourself. The fattest roundest head in all of darts surely?

 

[SSB]

Anyone going to the Grand Slam this weekend? Off on Sat night straight from the match. Hopefully celebrating a win, but if not the two pinters will soon numb the pain.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Wish I was. Some cracking matches on the card this evening. Make sure you give Martin Adams the shit he richly deserves!

 

[James]

Wish I was. Some cracking matches on the card this evening. Make sure you give Martin Adams the shit he richly deserves!

I wonder how many legs it takes him to moan about the crowd.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I reckon about three darts. Wouldn't be at all surprised if he walks off.

 

[James]

I reckon about three darts. Wouldn't be at all surprised if he walks off.

He's already been be-rated by Phil Taylors fuck boy Wayne Mardle so I really hope he does well and chased out of wolverhampton.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Well - Wayne Jones time. Have to say - Klaasen v Beaton was a cracker

 

[Jack Regan]

Jones should have been 4-2 up, capitulates and loses 5-3. When is Adams on?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Fordham opens with a 180 and looks superb!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Adams in two games time BTW

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Adrian Lewis just too good for the Viking but so good to see Fordham throwing well again. Nearly ton average for him tonight as well. Fucking well played Viking.

 

[The Bear]

Yeah he played well. He'll beat Jones playing like that. Not sure about Smith.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

This will be an MVG demolition. Harry Potter lookalike* isn't good enough

*no it isn't me

 

[Jack Regan]

That was quick. It's Wolfie! Time

 

[The Bear]

He looked nothing like Harry Potter either!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Just getting ready