The Cricket Thread

[Paddingtonwolf]

Superb stuff second session. Carse redeems himself with a superb run out from his own bowling and Convict CC are all back in the hutch for 152.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Duckett out cheaply AGAIN.

With the headlines about Noosa, I think his place must be under serious question now as his average this series has been shocking.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Hmmmm

The Bethell experiment not exactly a resounding success.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Fuckitybuggershitstix.

This isn't going to last two days.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

So. Day 1 not over and the third innings starts with Australia having a 42 run lead.

This England side simply cannot fucking bat.

 

[jd1981]

Well just woken up saw Australia were 4-0, I assumed we’d batted most the day.
Pitch looks like a seam bowlers paradise.
I’ll always say never get excited until this England side has a go on the same wicket as they’re beyond useless

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Duckett yet again awful and who’d have thought bringing in a bloke who’s carried drinks more often than he’s batted this year and has never scored a red ball hundred would make a difference? Two down in the blink of an eye and you knew exactly what would follow.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

The pitch is very, VERY difficult. So England decided that there was a ball with their name on it soon so might as well charge the bowlers.

This went as well as Lord Cardigan charging the Russian guns

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Root and Brook both got corkers. Everyone else got themselves out.

Made Neser look like Dennis Lillee.