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The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

OH MY GOD.

Ideal boilers doing the potter's wheel scene from Ghost is truly SPECTACULARLY abominable.

I hope they project that shite on the side of the Halfords Lane on matchday.
 
The Brittany Ferries Holidays radio advert. Read by one of those annoying people who goes extra French when pronouncing French word.
 
The Just Eat advert.

"Actually, I'm not hungry.....................just kidding"

Yeah, hilarious mate.
 
the current kellogs ad.
can't abide the continuity error where the woman delves her entire hand into the bol of cornflakes, then the cut is to her putting a single cornflake into her mouth.
 
The Amazon Alexa ad with the girl blasting the ball against the garden wall at 4.40am: if I was their neighbour I'd be putting a fucking knife through the ball 1st chance I had...
 
Dire Wolf said:
The Amazon Alexa ad with the girl blasting the ball against the garden wall at 4.40am: if I was their neighbour I'd be putting a fucking knife through the ball 1st chance I had...
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I just watched the very same ad and thought the very same thing.
 
One of the travel/hotel booking sites,where the woman is in the bath next to a huge non frosted window,every time it's on I think has she got neighbours or what?
 
The Kia Xceed advert. Bloke watches an advert for this car, asks his family if it is out yet. They all face palm at him.
Turns out that not only is this car out, but he owns one. As do all his neighbours.
Now, if this car is so good, why does this guy forget that not only he, but all his neighbours own one..?
 
Beko Aquatech advert - What is a young girl doing knocking about with six members of the Barcelona squad?
 
The Indeed 'putting a man on the moon' advert. Those Engineers wouldn't have given a shit if it was a messy floor.
 
Pablowolf said:
Beko Aquatech advert - What is a young girl doing knocking about with six members of the Barcelona squad?
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Just seen this. Footballers selling washing machines. Jesus wept.
 
The latest Nationwide comedian has terrible comedic timing and will never make it in showbiz.
 
I have to talk about the advertising on talkshite at the moment.

In a word - disgrace.

Obviously, its Cheltenham week and all the betting firms want to pack those adverts in. So talkshite have managed to come up with a cunning plan to get one more betting advert in for each break. How so? By "accidentally" fading over, or playing the start of the second advert over the be gambling aware message that every betting advert has to have.

That is wrong. I thought at first it was a mistake but it is happening EVERY advert break, every advert. They should be hauled over the coals for it.
 
Paddingtonwolf said:
I have to talk about the advertising on talkshite at the moment.

In a word - disgrace.

Obviously, its Cheltenham week and all the betting firms want to pack those adverts in. So talkshite have managed to come up with a cunning plan to get one more betting advert in for each break. How so? By "accidentally" fading over, or playing the start of the second advert over the be gambling aware message that every betting advert has to have.

That is wrong. I thought at first it was a mistake but it is happening EVERY advert break, every advert. They should be hauled over the coals for it.
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Report them. They might get taken off air and it’ll be a win/win.
 
NHS: "There's never been a better time to join us!""
Hmmm....
 
The Ladbookes ad. The Scot screaming his head off "I lurv yeeooooooouuuu!
 
The Cazoo one where the woman is driving the car. Fuck me.
 
The aunt Bessie's one where the bloke has the bike and the horse,he's going home for his dinner,so is that the middle of the day? Where's he get the horse from? Where's his wife? Why are the kids home and not at school? And worst of all,no gravy! Unforgivable
 
The real crime is using bloody aunt bessie's at all. How fucking hard to people actually think it is to roast a potato or make a yorkshire pudding mix? Aunt Bessies frozen roast potatoes and yorkie puds are rubbish products.
 
Yorkshires are a bit of a pain in the arse tbh. Too much bother if you're eating on your own.

Roasties, no excuse.
 
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