Summer 2026 Transfer Window Thread

[Banjo]

Maybe Vitor can buy all of the dross he and Teti saddled us with last year. The least he could do really.

 

[big mean bunny]

We can but dream, if they finish well their owner is crazy enough to just do it regardless of if its a good idea or not.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2048798270495854752

Would be happy with that - he’d be a good option in the Championship, even at the ripe old age of 34.

Plays for Rangers though so @Lycan will be along shortly to call him a cunt

Liam running this link now so must be some truth in it.

 

[prawnking]

Playing a back 4 then at least

 

[AndyWolves]

He'll be able to replace Docs goals from right-back

 

[Tony Towner]

And his being miles out of place up the pitch. This would be a terrible signing.

 

[Kenny]

Genuinely worried our next move will be to bring Joe Hodge back...

 

[Sniffer]

Knows the club

 

[Lycan]

Awful, awful signing if true.

The guy can't run anymore and he could never defend.

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2049483457173107042

lol.

 

[prawnking]

Tough tits, dickheads, he's on loan!

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Bidding war!!!!

Wouldn't accept less than 40 mill.

 

[Sniffer]

Would Paris FC be able to afford a fee of roughly what we paid for him? On the basis that no option to buy was agreed when we loaned him out then I’d have thought not.

 

[Lycan]

Would Paris FC be able to afford a fee of roughly what we paid for him? On the basis that no option to buy was agreed when we loaned him out then I’d have thought not.

No, we're fucked on that one. Our own fault for spending £18M on a long distance sprinter with no first touch.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Given we aren't getting our money back, is there any chance he would be an effective sub if we are chasing a game in the championship?

He is absolutely chaos after all!?

 

[NicholasG1973]

A

No, we're fucked on that one. Our own fault for spending £18M on a long distance sprinter with no first touch.

He has a first touch.

He just doesn’t have a second one.

 

[Kenny]

He has a first touch.

He just doesn’t have a second one.

The reverse Steve Bull?

 

[Kenny]

Swap deal incoming...

 

[Tony Towner]

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Swap deal incoming...

Read we are after £25m...

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Bueno to West Ham would be hilarious. After finally realising Kilman can’t jump, regularly loses concentration and is rather slow and then replace him with a player that is physically weak, extremely slow and turns slower than an oil tanker is Victor Pereira levels of recruitment.