Summer 2026 Transfer Window Thread

[Kenny]

One presumes he wanted to keep it private as it happened in the dressing room and will again presume a player who isn't keen on Rob has told Liam.

On the bench? Who knows...probably a way of avoiding questions as to why Tolu was not included. The throbber.

Actually, Rob has probably seen the reaction to Mr LinkedIn after suspending Enzo and decided to avoid that...failing to realise no one outside of us gives a flying fuck about the worst team in the Prem.

 

[wanderer89]

Seen some places linking Filipe Luis to QPR, don't know all too much about him but apparently did well in Brazil and Mendes is his agent. Given his name isn't Rob Edwards then I'd be happy.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Explains why he didn’t play yesterday. Doesn’t quite explain why he didn’t start the West Ham or Brentford games..

Fuck him off anyway, obviously

Doesn't explain why he was still on the bench though.

 

[YoungWolf]

Probably as Kenny said, tbh. And we have no other worthwhile players to include in the squad

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

See, that’s the sort of thing I’d like Rob to mention in his presser (because it’s actually of interest and is news) rather than saying “we want to take as many points off teams as possible” before serving up an aggregate score of 0-7 to West Ham and Leeds in the last two games. The throbber.

And why the fucks he put him on the bench if he’s got no intention of playing him?! Amateur hour.

Clubs a laughing stock from top to bottom*

*More bottom than top.

Yeah just come out and tell the press two players had a ruck.

Behave yourself FFS.

 

[Alan]

Shame really, I thought Tolu seemed a decent guy. Could've been pretty good in the champ too.

One fight doesn't necessarily break his character tbf. Mistakes; I've been there. I really don't think the mental toll this season (and the last two for those who have been here) has taken on the players can be overstated.

He should still go, mind. But I'd go as far as buying out the ones we can't sell at this point. And sacking Rob.

I'm not very realistic. It is known.

 

[big mean bunny]

We made 7 signings last summer. 2 already sold, 1 on loan and not likely to be back, 2 linked with other teams and one of them 2 is on a sort of internal suspension and will be sold at a massive loss presumably.

Then the last two are the FBs. One who can't beat out the LB who was backup last year and the other might be the worst footballer many of us have seen play for us. I think he is actually worse than Hoever, who is now backup in the league below.

Its surely in consideration for the worst transfer window in Prem history? I can't think what other contenders would be up there.