QuestionTime With PPB, Instead of Sir Robin Day .

[lemonjelly]

We are all on death row, what when asked would be your final requested meal ?

God knows. It'd be a big meal though!
Probably a roast chicken dinner. Roast potatoes, mash, lots of peas, some really nice gravy.

Your favourite holiday destination ever?

PPB= The Algarve.

Of where I've been, cornwall.

Dont think this is such a good idea , Im gonna run out of questions come Aug 6th !!

Last one. Buried or cremated ?

PPB= Cremated, and they can do what they fucking well want with whats fucking well left.

Not sure I'm too bothered tbh.

You can flip a switch to wipe a band or musical artist off the face of the earth ?

Justin B for me.

Simon Cowell.

What colour is todays underwear ?

Were you bullied as a child ?

Sugar or spice ?

Name a piece of clothing you cant go without ?

Grey.
Yes.
Sugar.
Glasses/sunglasses.

Do you like your own company ?

Do they bury people with their braces on ?

Favourite smell ?

If you could meet a world leader/ prime minister/ president/politician, ( past or present) who would you pick ?

Sometimes.
Doubt it.
Freshly mown grass, or immediately after a very hot spell & it rains.
Home Secretary during 1888.

What do you put on your hotdog ?

Do you get bored easily ?

When dressing, do you put your top half on first, or your bottom ?

Do you like Roller Coasters ?

Cheese & ketchup
Sometimes.
Underwear first, then bottom half.
Yes.

Whats a memory from your childhood that you really wished you could remember ?

There's a contradiction here. Wish I could remember a lot more detail about my nan & grandad, especially grandad teaching me to play bowls.

Do you think PPB waffles on ?

Undoubtedly!

Ever milked a cow ?

Ever fired a gun ?

Ever met someone with 6 fingers ?

Ever been trapped in a lift ?

Ever let pets sleep in or on your bed ?

Happy with your first and middle names ?

No.
Air rifle/pistol only
No.
No.
No.
No.

Are you a Country person,or a hustle and bustle City kind of a person ?

Do you keep your eggs in the fridge or not?

Can you speak a second language ?

Have you ever lived in another Country, if not , would you like to ?

I like the best of both worlds. Prefer the outskirts.
Yes.
No.
Quite happy here tbh.

Is there a talent that you do not have , but wished you did ?

What is the longest you have gone without using the pc, internet , being online ? Days , a week , not even a day ?

Do you find it hard to forgive ?

What would you find it hardest to give up, booze, fags,sex or football ?

Play a musical instrument.
2 weeks.
Depends what it is.
Hardly drink, don't smoke fags, the other 2 are non-negotiable!

Are you a blood donor ?

Favourite pizza toppings ?

Do you carry an organ donor card ?

If you knocked an animal down, would you stop and help, or carry on, hoping no one saw you or took your number ?

No.
Varies, but includes bacon, chinese chicken, sweetcorn, sausage/ham.
No.
Probably carry on tbh. Depends on how severe the collision & the type of animal.

Would you consider posing nude for an art class just for the fun of it ? If not, would you do it for money ?

Do you believe in the death penalty ?

No.
No.

If it was possible, would you like to see into your own future ?

PPB would.

No.

If you found a 50 quid note on the pavement, would you keep it or give it to a charity ?

Keep it.

You are walking down the street and you see a pretty lady with her skirt tucked in her knickers, would you tell her , or let her continue on ?

Tell her.

If you had the chance to go into space or to the moon , would you go ?

Yeah.

Describe youself using only 2 words.

contradictory, loyal.

If a good mate really smelt of B.O bad, would you tell him /her ?

Yes.

 

[PPB]

Blumin hell Mr Jelly, ya never even stopped for a breather there !!

 

[lemonjelly]

Right, last two for the day.

What woud you rather do, age from the neck up, or neck down?

Eat a can of dog food for a thousand quid?

No idea!

Not quite, cos Mr Penguins away and theres bugger all on the tele.


Favourite make of chocolate ?

Are you more likely to trust a hunch, or trust experience?

Cadburys. No other is real!
Depends on the context.

Would you ever consider dying your hair at any sign of greyness ?

Have you ever killed your own food, whether it be fish, chicken, or goat ?

If you could appear in a tv programme, which would it be ?

Being blond, that'll never be a problem! However, I have dyed my hair in the past - plum purple & also pillarbox red.
No.

Would you rather have your memory lost in an accident, but otherwise ok. Or, keep your memory and memories but be paralyzed ?

PPB would keep her memories .

I think memories. At least I could create new ones.

What smell can't you stand the whiff of ?
For me it's walking past any Auntie Anne's Pretzel stand or bakery. The smell makes me want to talk to ralph and huey then and there.

Do you like Sushi ?

If you could re live your childhood again, would you even want to ?

Is there a certain time period that you woud have liked to have lived in, or are you quite happy being a part of this one ?

Vomit.
Never tried it. Doesn't appeal.
Parts of it.
I'd like to be able to temporarily pop to another time frame.

Favourite flavoured crisps ??

Last time you had a hangover ?

What chore do you hate doing ?

Cheese & onion (McCoys are the don!). As a child, I loved nibbits wheelz onion n vinegar flavour. They were ace. Honourable mentions to frazzles, and scampi fries.
Never had a hangover. However, am a complete wuss when it comes to drinking. Darlo bought me a pint as he couldn't bring himself to order a half!
Ironing.

Creme Egg or Walnut Whip ?

What is a perfect, ideal day out for you ?

If you were in a restuarant and your food was not hot when it got to you, would you complain ?

How do you like your Steak ?

Cream egg.
Seaside.
Damn fucking right I would.
I don't eat red meat. No steak for jelly.

What are your views and opinion of gypsies , or Romany people as they like to be known as ?

I don't have an opinion.

Last one for today .

Is your glass half full or half empty ?

Again, it varies...

 

[Squeeze]

Would you ever consider dying your hair at any sign of greyness ?

I have highlights because my blonde hair started to go dark. It's the blonde equivalent of going grey.
Have you ever killed your own food, whether it be fish, chicken, or goat ?
Yes, I have killed a fish. It wasn't very nice but it tasted good.
If you could appear in a tv programme, which would it be ?
University challenge but only if I could be on a team with Paddy, Vis and Del Wop.

..

 

[PPB]

Thanks Mr Jelly. I used to love Nibbits too , takes me back to my childhood . And you are correct , I do waffle, but you have to admit, im quite good at it !!

 

[PPB]

University challenge but only if I could be on a team with Paddy, Vis and Del Wop.

Id prefer to be the one asking the questions !!

 

[PPB]

Your starter for ten;

What do you put on your chips ?

Have you ever caused a car accident ?

How would you like to be remembed?

 

[PPB]

If you could, would you be like to be a Benjamin Button ? Ever wondered what it would be like to be born elderly, and get younger with age, and to die as an infant with dementia instead of old with dementia. I love this film and often imagine what it would be like.

 

[Lycan]

What do you put on your chips ?

Irn Bru.

 

[Murphy]

Your starter for ten;

What do you put on your chips ?

Salt and vinegar always, sometimes curry sauce as well

Have you ever caused a car accident ?

Plenty

How would you like to be remembed?

As me

 

[PPB]

Your starter for ten;

What do you put on your chips ?

Have you ever caused a car accident ?

How would you like to be remembed?

Vinegar, lots of vinegar. Or mushy peas. Or curry sauce.

No.

' She was always herself '

 

[lemonjelly]

Your starter for ten;

What do you put on your chips ?

Have you ever caused a car accident ?

How would you like to be remembed?

Sometimes a little salt. Sometimes salt & vinegar. Sometimes mayonnaise. Usually though, thick gravy!
Yes.
I'd just like to be remembered!

If you could, would you be like to be a Benjamin Button ? Ever wondered what it would be like to be born elderly, and get younger with age, and to die as an infant with dementia instead of old with dementia. I love this film and often imagine what it would be like.

Never seen it. How would you be "born", & would you be sucked back in at the end?

 

[Parkins left foot]

Your starter for ten;

What do you put on your chips ? Mayo or ketchup (but not both)

Have you ever caused a car accident ? No - but been a couple

How would you like to be remembed? as a nice guy who helped others

.

 

[PPB]

Never seen it. How would you be "born", & would you be sucked back in at the end?

Noooooooo! You wouldnt get sucked back up into a vagina. You would just die as a baby in the arms of someone who cared for you.

 

[PPB]

Do you always wear a Wolves shirt when at a home match, or do you just wear your normal everyday stuff ?

I would never go to a match , home or away , without wearing Wolves stuff.

 

[Parkins left foot]

Do you always wear a Wolves shirt when at a home match, or do you just wear your normal everyday stuff ?

I would never go to a match , home or away , without wearing Wolves stuff.

Always - with my southern accent its the only way anyone would know I supported them.

 

[James]

Do you always wear a Wolves shirt when at a home match, or do you just wear your normal everyday stuff ?

Yes

What do you put on your chips ?

Gravy

Have you ever caused a car accident ?

Nope, 3 years driving so far.

How would you like to be remembed?

As being a good Dad and being a good family man.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Creme Egg or Walnut Whip ? Love em both, but in a scrap, the cream egg

What is a perfect, ideal day out for you ? breakfast, a walk to the beach and a swim, a walk to the taverna ,lunch and a cypro or 3, and an evening walk home, for a shower and SEX!!

If you were in a restuarant and your food was not hot when it got to you, would you complain ? yes, i always do, politely of course, so they don't spit on it before bringin it back

How do you like your Steak ? rare to very slightly medium, unless it's fillet, then rare

christ! if you don't keep on top of this thread it's just runs away from you.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

What are your views and opinion of gypsies , or Romany people as they like to be known as ?

based on my experiences here, and we have a lot of them, a bloody nightmare.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Last one for today .

Is your glass half full or half empty ?

always half full.