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Were you brought up to call him Father Christmas, Santa Claus, Saint Nick, or its only your Uncle Pete dressed up?
Father Christmas mainly.
Do you buy an Advent Calendar ?
Nah, they're for kids. But I have kids so they have a Lego Star Wars one this year. And I absolutely won't be helping them with it.
Favorite Christmas song ?
Fairytale of New York is magnificent. Though I also love The Darkness' Christmas song, purely for the fact they shoehorned the words 'ring peace' and 'bells end' into the verses.
Do you like Gingerbread ?
Love the stuff.
Famous Names Liqueur Chocolates,weve all been given a box at some point but do any of us really like them ?
Don't think I have. Why buy me shit like that when everyone knows a nice bottle of good ale will suffice?
Do you drop something in the tin of the person standing outside supermarkets?
I live in Stourbridge, dear. We don't have people like that in our town. (That's a joke.)
What does your Boxing Day meal usually consist of?
Real ale usually.
Who said thank fuck ? !!
Not me. Some of these questions are fun!
Who remembers the old Selection Boxes, with Spangles, Treets, Milky Way and a Fudge ?
They were great.
Ever been away on holiday during the Christmas period ?
No, but I think I'd like to have a Christmas Day in the sun one year. Not til the kids are a lot older though.
Do you know all the words to The Twelve Days Of Christmas ?
Yep. The Alan Partridge version is the best one.
Do you hang a stocking for little saft pressies ?
No - used to when I lived with my parents though.
If you could erase Christmas from the calendar, if you could just make it go away, would you ?
I wish it didn't start til December TBH but once it's here, I love it. Cannot abide schmaltzy bullshit adverts like the fucking Coca Cola truck, the John Lewis ad which usually is some limp wristed cover version of some description etc. I hate how early these things pollute my tv in October/November.
If you were gonna buy Langers a Christmas present, what would you get him ?[/QUOTE]
How kind! Things on my Christmas list:
Xbox One + various games (see video games thread)
Beer
Anything else is a bonus.
If you were gonna buy PPB a Christnas present, what would you get her ?
The Viz Profanasaurus. Some of your swearing is good but it's time to take it to the next level.
What would PPB buy TDan for Christmas ?
I'd get him a pet dinosaur. Though dinosaurs are for life, not just for Christmas.
If you were gonna buy James a Christmas present, what would you get him ?
30 seconds in the ring with Hulk Hogan. And I'd make sure it was filmed.
Father Christmas mainly.
Do you buy an Advent Calendar ?
Nah, they're for kids. But I have kids so they have a Lego Star Wars one this year. And I absolutely won't be helping them with it.
Favorite Christmas song ?
Fairytale of New York is magnificent. Though I also love The Darkness' Christmas song, purely for the fact they shoehorned the words 'ring peace' and 'bells end' into the verses.
Do you like Gingerbread ?
Love the stuff.
Famous Names Liqueur Chocolates,weve all been given a box at some point but do any of us really like them ?
Don't think I have. Why buy me shit like that when everyone knows a nice bottle of good ale will suffice?
Do you drop something in the tin of the person standing outside supermarkets?
I live in Stourbridge, dear. We don't have people like that in our town. (That's a joke.)
What does your Boxing Day meal usually consist of?
Real ale usually.
Who said thank fuck ? !!
Not me. Some of these questions are fun!
Who remembers the old Selection Boxes, with Spangles, Treets, Milky Way and a Fudge ?
They were great.
Ever been away on holiday during the Christmas period ?
No, but I think I'd like to have a Christmas Day in the sun one year. Not til the kids are a lot older though.
Do you know all the words to The Twelve Days Of Christmas ?
Yep. The Alan Partridge version is the best one.
Do you hang a stocking for little saft pressies ?
No - used to when I lived with my parents though.
If you could erase Christmas from the calendar, if you could just make it go away, would you ?
I wish it didn't start til December TBH but once it's here, I love it. Cannot abide schmaltzy bullshit adverts like the fucking Coca Cola truck, the John Lewis ad which usually is some limp wristed cover version of some description etc. I hate how early these things pollute my tv in October/November.
If you were gonna buy Langers a Christmas present, what would you get him ?[/QUOTE]
How kind! Things on my Christmas list:
Xbox One + various games (see video games thread)
Beer
Anything else is a bonus.
If you were gonna buy PPB a Christnas present, what would you get her ?
The Viz Profanasaurus. Some of your swearing is good but it's time to take it to the next level.
What would PPB buy TDan for Christmas ?
I'd get him a pet dinosaur. Though dinosaurs are for life, not just for Christmas.
If you were gonna buy James a Christmas present, what would you get him ?
30 seconds in the ring with Hulk Hogan. And I'd make sure it was filmed.