Loki
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My dear Mr Loki,
I claim bullshit sir!
I live up a mountain in a greek fishing village, where if the guy doesn't peddle the bike, we have no electricity, let alone the interweb, and it's sad to say he's 87, and the damp winter wasn't kind to his knees.
As for a demanding other half, i say piffle sir, piffle.
I have six cats who's only role in life is to sit on the windowledge, look at their watches and demand sustenance, at all hours of the day, plus i am currently burdened with looking after a neighbours dog, while he swans off to athens with his shotgun to arrange his daughters wedding.
I shall thus be petitioning the noble lord Towner, to add an extra 3 points to your punishment regarding this spurious appeal, however much i feel sorry for your better half, who i assume is totally without blame in this matter.
Oh, please Sir. Methinks thou doth protest too much. Those grapes are getting more sour by the minute .My dear Mr Loki,
I claim bullshit sir!
I live up a mountain in a greek fishing village, where if the guy doesn't peddle the bike, we have no electricity, let alone the interweb, and it's sad to say he's 87, and the damp winter wasn't kind to his knees.
As for a demanding other half, i say piffle sir, piffle.
I have six cats who's only role in life is to sit on the windowledge, look at their watches and demand sustenance, at all hours of the day, plus i am currently burdened with looking after a neighbours dog, while he swans off to athens with his shotgun to arrange his daughters wedding.
I shall thus be petitioning the noble lord Towner, to add an extra 3 points to your punishment regarding this spurious appeal, however much i feel sorry for your better half, who i assume is totally without blame in this matter.