New - The things that really annoy you

[Deutsch Wolf]

I've got a mate who rejects any and all toppings on a burger. It's unreal. Just why.

 

[Alan]

Just take a bite straight out of the cow at that point, Jesus.

 

[pagey]

I've got a mate who rejects any and all toppings on a burger. It's unreal. Just why.

My sons the same, he once went through a drive thru and he ordered a "plain big mac" opened it up as we left to find an empty burger bun, wtf?

 

[Langers]

Pizzas, tonight kids! What kind do you want?

"Margherita please"

"Margherita please"

FFS. Buy your fucking own. I'm not shelling out for a pizza base and calling it a meal.

 

[Alan]

Pizzas, tonight kids! What kind do you want?

"Margherita please"

"Margherita please"

FFS. Buy your fucking own. I'm not shelling out for a pizza base and calling it a meal.

This is the hottest hot take I've ever seen. Margherita pizza fucking slaps.

 

[Langers]

This is the hottest hot take I've ever seen. Margherita pizza fucking slaps.

Erm.... is this you agreeing or disagreeing?

 

[Tredman]

Pizzas, tonight kids! What kind do you want?

"Margherita please"

"Margherita please"

FFS. Buy your fucking own. I'm not shelling out for a pizza base and calling it a meal.

Might be your best post on here

 

[Quirkafleeg]

It's 2023, people get annoyed at anything.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Mind you we did look at a pizza place for a family meal a few weeks ago and the only vegetarian option (for Mrs DW) was margherita. Ok then, we'll be going somewhere else.

 

[Langers]

Mind you we did look at a pizza place for a family meal a few weeks ago and the only vegetarian option (for Mrs DW) was margherita. Ok then, we'll be going somewhere else.

Were my kids in the kitchen?

 

[Jack Regan]

As an incredibly fussy eater you can all fuck off

 

[Keef]

You are one of Langers kids and I claim my five pounds

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Were my kids in the kitchen?

Now you mention it, it's just struck me that your lad isn't actually that far off either working or going to uni now, which is terrifying

Was a bit annoying as I had my eye on a ham and mushroom calzone which is always a winner and the kind of thing that's too much of a pain in the arse to make yourself. But what can you do.

 

[Langers]

Now you mention it, it's just struck me that your lad isn't actually that far off either working or going to uni now, which is terrifying

He's 14 now. And annoyingly tall. And yes, it is rather terrifying!!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Olives are evil.

 

[Tuco]

As someone who doesn't eat meat we get treated appallingly when trying to eat out, in more or less every pub it's a beyond meat burger or nothing.

 

[Alan]

Erm.... is this you agreeing or disagreeing?

It goes hard. It bumps in the whip. It's a bop. Etc.

 

[Jack Regan]

I'm not as bad as I used to be but I still have a massive issue with certain textures which makes all sauces a massive no no. Plus just the smell of tomato sauce used to make me wretch.

 

[Langers]

It goes hard. It bumps in the whip. It's a bop. Etc.

I'm sorry, that's not helping

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'm not as bad as I used to be but I still have a massive issue with certain textures which makes all sauces a massive no no. Plus just the smell of tomato sauce used to make me wretch.

I don't like to cause a scene in restaurants/pubs/cafes (having worked in pubs 20+ years ago, dickhead customers moaning about everything for the sake of it are just the worst, and the staff are generally doing their best so have a bit of respect) but when I was back in Manchester 18 months or so ago I ordered a breakfast explicitly asking for no beans and they still put them on there, so I had to send it straight back and get them to do it again. That's a deal breaker for me, just leaving them isn't an option because they taint everything with their shit sugary designed for 7 year olds sauce and rancid smell.