Live Match Discussion 2023/24

[Tony Towner]

Bully & Lineker

Didn't happen.

Hartson and Berkovic

 

[EpsomWolf]

Not on the pitch itself but teammates nonetheless:

Shearer v Gillespie

Wise v Davidson

Leicester got out of jail on that one. Peter Taylor signed 35 (iirc) year old Wise on a 3 year deal and he was pretty useless and a pain in the arse too. The cowardly attack on Davidson gave them an excuse to sack him. Always was a horrible little shit Wise.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Leicester got out of jail on that one. Peter Taylor signed 35 (iirc) year old Wise on a 3 year deal and he was pretty useless and a pain in the arse too. The cowardly attack on Davidson gave them an excuse to sack him. Always was a horrible little shit Wise.

Part of golf terminology now. Why is this a Dennis Wise?

Nasty little 5 footer.

 

[leedswolf]

Derek Hales and Mike Flanagan.

 

[AndyWolves]

Didn't happen.

Hartson and Berkovic

Obviously

Robbie Keane & Davids

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Freddie Ljungberg and Olof Mellberg had a ruck pre-2002 World Cup with Sweden. Doesn't seem an equal fight!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Didn't happen.

Strangely “so I’m led to believe” that you left out of your quote shows the initial poster was well aware that Bully and Lineker never happened and was being sarcastic.

 

[SSB]

Tony Pulis headbutted James Beattie while naked, although I imagine he was still wearing a baseball cap

Is anything needs recreating by AI this is it

 

[Donegal Wolf]

Tony Pulis headbutted James Beattie while naked, although I imagine he was still wearing a baseball cap

Damien Delaney (who is a far better pundit then player), tells a great story, he won't mention the club he was at when it happened.
Just at the end of training player who he didn't like anyway comes in with a late tackle. Row starts & 2 boys are split up but verbals continue as they walk off. Delaney having a shower & then the other player is in there, verbals start again & Delaney takes a swing.
There are 2 problems fighting on the shower is never as good as it's shown in the films with the slippery surface etc the 2 boys are soon grappling & falling over onto the floor like kids fighting.
2nd problem is that they were last 2 players in the showers & the way dressing rooms were laid out everyone else is completely oblivious to it.
So there is no one there to break it up which means now the fight is going on way too long & the rest mist has now gone & Delaney realises he is rolling around naked with another man in a shower room with hot water & soap etc & it's basically the start of a gay porn film. But he doesn't want to let go as it's a fight so things get very uncomfortable until he realises the other protagonist is thinking the same.
The boys then split up very embarrassed & get there stuff & walk out of the shower in silence & the episode was never spoken of again.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Nick Pope with an incredible save to keep Newcastle ahead in Paris.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'm not a huge fan of his but he's had an excellent game.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

No great supporter of English teams in Europe but hope they hold on.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Can't stand PSG, sham of a club.

 

[jd1981]

Didn’t realise until recently they were only formed in 1970

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Newcastle running on fumes. Get your money on MU on Saturday evening.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Never a penalty

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Newcastle shafted by VAR. Never a penalty.

 

[jd1981]

That’s a shocker

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Cruel.

 

[Squeak]

Shades of Luton...