MARKakaJIM
Contrary Mary
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Mate, so glad someone else saw that! I am watching in bed on the tablet pissing myself with laughter.
Reminded me of something that I witnessed once in a Sunday morning preseason friendly.
We used to have this big lad up top who was quite the shyster for going down easily and he'd already bought two cheap penalties out of whoever it was we were playing. The rage all the more intensified by the fact this guy was massive and went down from the merest of glances if the situation suited. Anyway, after the second penalty some old boy watching on their side decided to kit up and 'show you how the tackle the cunt'. Spent 10 minutes of so following him round, being kept at arm's length by our big lad who was becoming increasingly tickled by the attention. Eventually old boy lost it and went all in on the closest chance he got to lay down a marker, near enough drop kicked our forward in the chest as a cross came over, ref points to the spot for a third time and the guy lost it, stormed off back to his car and fucked off.