Lettuce Liz then Tetchy Rish! and the battle to replace him

[Tony Towner]

It does make you think the Twitter world would be best off just ignoring it completely. It gets more of it's coverage exposed by those talking about it than those who watch it

 

[Mel Evo]

Well I can certainly imagine Keir Starmer taking a train, like a normal person.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1757397916564484289

Darlo to London is also pretty much the fastest train journey in the country. Also, his house is right next door to Teesside airport (much as estate agents will dislike the association). That being the case, his employer* certainly takes a more relaxed view on travel between your home and your usual place of work than mine.

*Aww nuts. That’s me.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1757474953086054578

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Jesus Christ

 

[Tony Towner]

Jesus Christ

The budget doesn't stretch that far

 

[Del Woppio]

For all the talk of the technical recession, this is the real story. GDP per capita has shown no growth for seven consecutive quarters; the longest stretch since records began in 1955

https://twitter.com/x/status/1758044065294061768

 

[lemonjelly]

telegraph reporting the reason we're in recession is due to worklessness and school truancy.

 

[Kenny]

I'm sure the very right wing take away from the ONS figures will = WORK SHY FECKWITS GETTING MONEY FOR NOTHING. CUT BENEFITS NOW AND FORCE THEM INTO WORK/DEATH

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

 

[Del Woppio]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1758166680683848024

Alanis, new lyric for you mate

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Two by elections to hopefully shave the majority further with results expected shortly

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Labour win Kingswood overturning a majority of 11,000

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Conservatives would have held on without reform nicking 2,500 votes. Such a shame.

 

[Tredman]

Closer than I thought it would be.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Kingswood includes chunks out toward Bath that are pretty affluent

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Labour also win Wellingborough with what looks like a massive swing

 

[Tredman]

Did I read correctly that Bone brought his wife to the count when his girlfriend was standing as the candidate…?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He could legitimately be that much of a cunt so it’s possible

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Impressive to lose 10 by elections in a single parliament. Proper achievement

 

[Tredman]