Iran

[Paddingtonwolf]

Full payment of compensation for reconstruction costs to Iran

Full commitment to lifting sanctions on Iran

Release of Iranian funds and frozen assets held by the United States

SO MUCH WIN THERE FOR THE ORANGE TACO

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

• Guarantee not to repeat its "aggression" against Iran
• The continuation of Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz
• Acceptance of [uranium] enrichment
• Lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions
• Termination of all resolutions of the [UN] Security Council and International Atomic Energy Agency
• Payment of compensation to Iran
• Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region
• And the cessation of war on all fronts, including against the "Islamic resistance of Lebanon"

EVEN MORE WIN

So this ill-thought war has actually massively strengthened Iran, and the US has to compensate them for the damage.

 

[Alan]

Trump appears to be spending other people’s money with some of that list.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I think he might get told to find it from his own budget, and rightly so

 

[Alan]

I’m speaking figuratively.