So, here we go. Hack pieces like this really do deserve to be picked apart.
Irrelevant really, isn't it. Are you saying we have too many or they have too few?
If you're writing a sentence, best not to have the two halves directly contradict each other. As a rule.
You know this, do you? You know Nuno is just a puppet who does as he says? Because he doesn't really come across that way. But please, continue.
Not true, Ruben Vinagre is not represented by Gestifute.
Does he walk that line, or is he in fact not an employee of Wolverhampton Wanderers and doesn't represent our club in negotiations? I mean you have your supposition and I have my facts and evidence, so who's to say.
Players in "declining value as they enter their 30s" shocker. I like how £62.3m is used as the figure when the vast majority of that would be taken up by James, not Joao. You can bundle me in with Anthony Martial when he leaves United if you like, it doesn't make me worth £50m. Also as I've pointed out on Twitter - back in 2015 Man Utd paid £6.5m for 30 year old Bastian Schweinsteiger who won the World Cup one year beforehand. How much are we supposed to be paying for 31 year old Joao Moutinho, out of interest? What are you implying here?
Yes, it does. First sensible thing you've said so far.
Quite the pickle, isn't it. I guess we'd better not sack him then. Shouldn't be too hard. And he's already turned down a move to Everton, so he doesn't look like going anywhere soon of his own volition.
This is simply all over the place. Man wins lots of games wherever he goes, but what if he doesn't? It must have plagued Alex Ferguson for years.
Will we? You sure? I thought our club were in cahoots with Mr Mendes and couldn't sack him? Make your mind up mate.
Such as?
So why have you spent half this article saying it is?
Leaves what?
Probably, seems a fairly safe bet. Businesses tend to generally avoid annoying shareholders.
You do know that's not how it works, right?
Well, you never know. But I doubt Rui Patricio is that bothered about facing Bournemouth, Cardiff, Brighton and Watford, no disrespect.
One Mendes player fails = they all fail. Someone tell Cron immediately, this move to Turin is a big mistake.
Again. All. Over. The. Fucking. Show. If you did bother to look, you'll see we did have a slightly iffy run or two last season and we fixed it. Maybe we should have lost some more to give us that experience.
I genuinely don't understand what any of this means.
Nor this.
Don't deal in absolutes, it never ends well.
Get out of here you absolute fucking amateur. Next time you need to fill 1,200 words to be contrary, make a better effort of it than that.
