Farage Ltd and Similar Watch

[Deutsch Wolf]

Call me a cynic, but I'm not sure this actually happened.

Got in one of Londons brilliant black cabs on the way back from a meeting. The driver immediately says “what the fuck Loz? Why are they cancelling everyone? What are you going to do?”

I was like “well, not give up, I suppose.”

He grabbed a bible from the rack above his head,…

— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) October 23, 2023

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

And then I'm sure, everyone clapped.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The best bits of any Twitter thread mentioning Calvin Robinson are the nicknames.

Altar Mitty

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

What's the worst thing you've seen this week... and why is it this? pic.twitter.com/kFmFUj7rHz

— Best for Britain (@BestForBritain) October 26, 2023

 

[Boozad]

Jesus Christ

 

[Del Woppio]

Fucking hell why would you share that bollocks

 

[Del Woppio]

If my old man could work Twitter he's be all over that bollocks

 

[Tony Towner]

Michael Crich kicked off Gammon News for criticising them this evening during a conversation on freedom of speech

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

🚨WATCH as Michael Crick passionately lambasts GB News for the channel’s rightwing bias.

The interview was a textbook example why have-a-go journalists should not host debates filled with so much passion on both sides. Oliver lost all control and abruptly cut to a break.

It… pic.twitter.com/zNlTHr32ne

— GB News Spin Room (@GBNewsSpin) November 4, 2023

 

[Kenny]

Hope he doesn't choke on a Kangaroo cock

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has just landed in Australia after signing a £1.5 MILLION deal to appear on I'm A Celeb - the highest fee ever paid pic.twitter.com/6a5Y01AWxc

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) November 12, 2023

 

[Keef]

He’ll have enough to reopen his Coutts bank account then, after all the bitching he did

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He does very well for someone with absolutely zero discernible talent. A pub bore with views that would have been iffy in about 1987.

Hope it's all an elobarate ruse and Australia stick him on one of their fascist immigrant islands as he's tried to enter without a proper visa. See how cool that lifestyle choice is.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Hope he doesn't choke on a Kangaroo cock

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has just landed in Australia after signing a £1.5 MILLION deal to appear on I'm A Celeb - the highest fee ever paid pic.twitter.com/6a5Y01AWxc

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) November 12, 2023

Why?

 

[Dire Wolf]

Hope he doesn't choke on a Kangaroo cock

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has just landed in Australia after signing a £1.5 MILLION deal to appear on I'm A Celeb - the highest fee ever paid pic.twitter.com/6a5Y01AWxc

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) November 12, 2023

I do. I'd pay good good money to see him die live on national TV. 'Cause of death: choked on kangaroo cock'. Would be the highlight of the television year.

 

[Kenny]

I do. I'd pay good good money to see him die live on national TV. 'Cause of death: choked on kangaroo cock'. Would be the highlight of the television year.

My "I don't" was also really a "I do"

 

[Del Woppio]

🚨 BREAKING: Tory Deputy Chair Lee Anderson has been caught saying he has been offered "a lot of money" to defect to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK party

[@thetimes]

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) November 25, 2023

 

[Tony Towner]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1728773151482372511

 

[Del Woppio]

Unnamed Tory MP - "Reform are going to kill us, so we have to buy Farage off. The plan is we get him into the Lords, give him some brief like we did with Cameron – maybe even Home Secretary – then go to the country with the dream team."

BoJo and Farage as the 'dream ticket' for the election ffs. Surely not

 

[Tony Towner]

Farage wouldn't touch that, it'd make him responsible for something

 

[Del Woppio]

Bridgen has quit the Reclaim party because he wants to focus on "standing up for those who have been injured by vaccines and exposing the worrying cover up of trends in excess deaths on a national and indeed global scale". Really.