Crystal Palace (H) 2/11: Build-Up & Match Thread

[t3ch]

These fucking set pieces man Christ almighty

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Just defend a fucking corner FFS

 

[Squeak]

Fucking awful defending.

 

[Del Woppio]

Why Guedes looking after Guehi ffs

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Fuck sake.

Well, at least we're entertaining...

41 goals in our games now...

 

[The Bear]

JSL standing watching this time instead of jumping for it.

Genuinely looks like none of them have any idea what to do to or what their role is.

 

[t3ch]

Like 5 of our players all trying to win that ball. I wonder if one of them being at the back post would have helped hmm

 

[Jack Regan]

And there you fucking go! Defending or attacking the back post from set pieces is obviously an immediate sending off for any player during our training sessions.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

JSL standing watching this time instead of jumping for it.

Genuinely looks like none of them have any idea what to do to or what their role is.

You'd think Dawson would be sorting them, it's not difficult.

 

[Alan]

Like 5 of our players all trying to win that ball. I wonder if one of them being at the back post would have helped hmm

Guedes was, he just froze when the flick happened.

 

[Jinky]

Bueno has been better than him since he came into the team IMO.

I like Santi, but Dawson has kept Haaland quiet a week or two ago - blocked more shots than I care to remember today & is basically head and shoulders above any other defender at our club when it comes to… y’know… defending.

 

[The Bear]

You'd think Dawson would be sorting them, it's not difficult.

Just a basic two big blokes at front and back posts of 6 yard box would help.

 

[Del Woppio]

Fucking hell, 4 on 2 and they fucked it up

 

[Squeak]

Nice free kick guys.... fucking hell.

 

[Jack Regan]

You had to didn't you

To be fair you don't have to be Nostradamus (or even Quasimodo) to make that prediction.

 

[t3ch]

IM GOING TO HIT OUR SET PIECE COACH WITH MY SANDWICH WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING

 

[b3h]

That FK then the following counter sums us both up

 

[Alan]

I mean that goal is almost entirely on Guedes for standing stock still after the first header. The plan seemed alright but the execution was about as poor as it gets.

 

[Squeak]

Ait-Nouri running down the clock at a thrown in....Lemina practically pleading for it...ignored. It's like Ait-Nouri has velcro on the ball today.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Hendrie just said he didn't expect goals today....WTF.