Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Deutsch Wolf]

1) If he didn't know, then who the hell was supposed to? He was the figurehead of the rules FFS

2) Well, I don't really give a shit if you fine him, he won't pay it himself anyway. But you did hammer the proles, so...

3) There is no ambiguity whatsoever. We know the parties/gatherings/work events happened, we know he was there and we know they were against the rules at the time

As I say, I'm sure it's pretty much at his own request to get him temporarily off the hook. But it's stupidity writ large, even for him.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1486029913387933697

Was probably a bad move to behave in such a way that means literally everyone hates you.

 

[WolfMan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1486011096804868106

This is the most worrying thing for me, that he'll involve us in a war to save his own skin.

 

[Tony Towner]

Don't really see what a war with Russia looks like militarily.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Boris Johnson has finally gone full Marie Antoinette – only he’s hogging all the cake | Marina Hyde

Quite how long Conservative MPs and the British public will continue to indulge the prime minister is unclear, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

So his decorator was there in June 2020 "working"...but he hadn't had any work done as of November 2020.

Also was a "tip" beforehand my arse. It looks bloody appalling now he's let Carrie Antoinette loose.

 

[Mel Evo]

Boris Johnson has finally gone full Marie Antoinette – only he’s hogging all the cake | Marina Hyde

Quite how long Conservative MPs and the British public will continue to indulge the prime minister is unclear, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

So his decorator was there in June 2020 "working"...but he hadn't had any work done as of November 2020.

Also was a "tip" beforehand my arse. It looks bloody appalling now he's let Carrie Antoinette loose.

Like the decoration. Anyway, papadams and lagers for everyone I think mate…

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Don't really see what a war with Russia looks like militarily.

Big, messy, huge casualties, and with the nice bonus of everyone not wearing factor 50 having a bad day when the nukes kick off.

 

[Tony Towner]

Big, messy, huge casualties, and with the nice bonus of everyone not wearing factor 50 having a bad day when the nukes kick off.

Which is why it's not happening. It'll be economic sanctions

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Quite. Even the party hound dickhead won’t kick off against a nuclear power.

 

[Kenny]

NEW: Rishi Sunak accidentally went to Boris Johnson's No 10 birthday event

FFS

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

In my near 41 years on the planet I can honestly say I've never gone to a party by accident. I never acquired those skills and never will.

I've also never been to a party so shit that I thought "this is a fucking work meeting, sake. Oh well, at least there's a couple of cans knocking about".

 

[Kenny]

Latest line from his MP's..."he was ambushed with cake"

 

[BillyDee]

Latest line from his MP's..."he was ambushed with cake"

By his wife who organised the whole thing...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Latest line from his MP's..."he was ambushed with cake"

This actually is Brass Eye now.

Got my excuse in for any time I ever come home smashed now though. "I was ambushed with cider". What's a man to do.

 

[leedswolf]

This actually is Brass Eye now.

Got my excuse in for any time I ever come home smashed now though. "I was ambushed with cider". What's a man to do.

Strangely enough, there were times when my friends arriving back at their respective dwellings, resplendent in ale, saying to their loved ones that they had been out with me was met with the inevitable shrug of the shoulders!

I can confirm that without any shadow of a doubt, I have never 'ambushed' the fat lying cunt.

 

[Tony Towner]

Sunak's excuse is at least plausible in as much as he walked into the cabinet office to see the PM mid party. Given he'd spent the prior couple of months taking photos out of his window then it doesn't make sense for him knowingly to have gone to that one

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Unless he went to take pictures

 

[lemonjelly]

sunak has also been referring to the NI increase as a boris tax. more blame deflection.

 

[Sniffer]

He’s misled Parliament again today.

But I want to reassure the House and the country, that I and the whole government are focused 100% on dealing with the people’s priorities, including the UK’s leading role in protecting freedom around the world.

He then spent the afternoon speaking individually to MPs pleading with them to keep him in his job.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Daily Mail really failing to read the room. Every other paper attacking him.