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Johnson has been doing his shit comedy act for a fortune in Nigeria today.
“A couple of years ago, the Met actually fined me, in circumstances I still find almost too painful to describe, simply for standing at my desk in the Cabinet room and eating lunch.”
“For keen followers of British politics, I want you to know the fabled birthday cake remained unseen, by which the BBC and the rest of the media fulminated for most of the rest of the year, [by] me throughout that 20 minutes in its Tupperware box and was belatedly discovered and consumed by my private secretary.”
I think that the lying bar steward will find that it was his foot soldier (Conor Burns) who was touring the tv studios saying that Johnson was ambushed by cake.
“A couple of years ago, the Met actually fined me, in circumstances I still find almost too painful to describe, simply for standing at my desk in the Cabinet room and eating lunch.”
“For keen followers of British politics, I want you to know the fabled birthday cake remained unseen, by which the BBC and the rest of the media fulminated for most of the rest of the year, [by] me throughout that 20 minutes in its Tupperware box and was belatedly discovered and consumed by my private secretary.”
I think that the lying bar steward will find that it was his foot soldier (Conor Burns) who was touring the tv studios saying that Johnson was ambushed by cake.