Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Keef]

He's doing a fantastic job of hiding his genius political mind behind the facade of being a bumbling entitled politically stupid buffoon,maybe we can get him nominated for best actor Oscar,because he's smashing it at the moment

 

[Tony Towner]

Now going to put a candidate up against the Speaker at the next GE as punishment for allowing the debate last week

 

[leedswolf]

Perfect product placement in Morley.

 

[machin05]

with the appointment of Therese Coffey as the new Work and Pensions Secretary, now a majority of members of the cabinet voted against same-sex marriage. This is the most homophobic
government since the early 1990s.

https://twitter.com/CalumSSherwood/status/1171033549564198912

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Seems that Johnson has already lost more times in the Commons than Blair did...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Amber Rudd's former adviser has been on Sky News. Quite interesting. Conservative Party polling about likely results in a general election don't make good reading for Boris. Looks like their own polling only gets them to 295 seats. That is miles short of a majority.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

No PM has ever been found guilty of lying to the monarch. Until today.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He should be impeached. No doubt they are all still “cool like Fonzies” within number ten.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

somebody just top the twat, fuck me in america they topped the Kennedys, and yet Trump and Trumpy II still breath my air, like they just won the hugest peoples lottery of all time?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

So the communications from advisers and so on will not be published as it is “unfair”.

Bullshit. It just means there is some really incriminating stuff about that arsehat Cummings in there.

 

[lemonjelly]

shame parliament has been prorogued.Parliamentary Privilege could have resulted in some form of disclosure.

 

[Langers]

Rather catchy.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

It is. It got stuck in my head yesterday which gave me some funny looks from my co-workers.

They'll be even more pleased when they see the 'Bollocks to Brexit' badge I've put on my Hi-Vis vest!

 

[Kenny]

A good day for fans of fake news

1) Boris denied ever saying the spending of money investigating historical sexual abuse cases was "spaffing money up the wall". Slight issue with that, as he did say it and it was recorded

2) Tory Social Media team altered a BBC headline when posting a story on Facebook - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49690325

Upping the Trump campaign strategy to 11 here but as with things like this, people won't give a shit

 

[Jolemai]

The Frank's of the world will lap it up, so someone cares.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

As Goebbels once said: tell a lie once and it is a lie. Tell a lie a thousand times and it becomes truth.

 

[darlowolf64]

 

[Kenny]

Boris on a hospital visit today


Angry parent of ill child - "You are only here for the photo op"
Boris - "There is no press here"

*cue a load press photographers taking pics and journos recording the conversation*

Only thing left for Boris on his scale of being able to beat his previous lie is to deny he is Boris Johnson

 

[Tony Towner]

Except he is a Labour activist, who spent 2.5 years working for Thornberry which somewhat damages the spontaneity/authenticity

 

[Kenny]

Except he is a Labour activist, who spent 2.5 years working for Thornberry which somewhat damages the spontaneity/authenticity

Well if put there by him, it doesn't help his rant