Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[The Saturday Boy]

Surely a comment such as all the members opposite tell the truth except the honourable member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip would have sufficed?

That would also have been a lie though…

 

[leedswolf]

That would also have been a lie though…

Yes, I know...

 

[BillyDee]

Someone on twitter has suggested she should have just said she wasn't lying...
((Acting) Deputy)Speaker couldn't then contradict her.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

True. But she would still be in contravention of the rules of the House. Which were written when the idea was that blatant lying to the House didn’t happen. For Boris that just means it’s Wednesday. There’s a reason why he was keen on the spineless Hoyle. Bercow would have chewed this government to pieces.

 

[BillyDee]

If you want an environmentally friendly source of free energy, just hook up a dynamo to Erskine May's grave...

 

[BillyDee]

(From Private Eye...)

 

[Kenny]

Boris Johnson's Social Care Plan

See the plan

borisjohnsonsocialcareplan.com

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1419982138229800960

Chain gangs FFS. You fucking moron.

 

[darlowolf64]

Work will set you free...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Maybe he could bring back debtors prison. He will after all need lodgings after he leaves office.

 

[Trips]

Can we get public floggings brought back once the chain gangs are back? Maybe some stonings in city centres

 

[Derby Wolf]

 

[Sniffer]

Well the perception of anti social behaviour is rising so we need to do something to turn the tide don’t we?

I mean look at these people. 70 in a back garden at 3 in the morning shouting and screaming. It’s a work night too.

Watch: Brilliant celebrations as Dean's family and friends watch him win gold

Watch what happened when Team GB swimmer Tom Dean's family and friends gathered in his mum's garden to watch him in the 200m freestyle final at the Tokyo Olympics.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Sniffer]

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What’s written on her Jacket?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

She genuinely does wear jackets that say "Home Secretary" on them, the appalling cunt.

Johnson has "Prime Minister" ones as well.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

They are all vile but she actually must be the worst. She isn’t bumbling thick, she’s evil.

 

[Derby Wolf]

They are all vile but she actually must be the worst. She isn’t bumbling thick, she’s evil.

100%

The nightmare is her becoming PM if that fat fuck resigns. The path she'd drag us down would be terrifying.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Good use of £2m on the "Marble Arch Mound":

 

[Kenny]

What he said....what the fuck is that?

Have they built what looks like a slag pile over Marble Arch?

 

[darlowolf64]

and put a portaloo on the top