Bellend commentators

[Deutsch Wolf]

Tuchel’s appointment at Bayern is the worst possible news for City. If anyone knows how to set up a team & beat a Guardiola side - it’s him.

— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) March 25, 2023

Nice call, dickhead.

 

[jd1981]

Watched a re run of the big match from the early 90’s. Absolutely shocking coverage presented by Elton (welbias) Welby, usually just one studio guest only positive was Brian Moore on commentary. Only coverage you had if you weren’t the live game was a quick look at your goals post match. No MOTD or equivalent for the top flight only MOTD road to Wembley for the FA Cup.

 

[sycophantia]

Motd Saturday night and Star Soccer Sunday afternoon were a big part of my youth.
Gary Newbon, with Huge Johns on commentary.

 

[Alan]

Motd Saturday night and Star Soccer Sunday afternoon were a big part of my youth.
Gary Newbon, with Huge Johns on commentary.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

…with Huge Johns on commentary.

That was somebody’s name?!

 

[darlowolf64]

That was somebody’s name?!

His name was Hugh Johns. Perhaps auto-correct, perhaps a Freudian slip

 

[sycophantia]

His name was Hugh Johns. Perhaps auto-correct, perhaps a Freudian slip

Maybe

 

[North Shropshire Lad]

Huge 'Onds

 

[Tony Towner]

The Bully for Wolves manager argument

I fail to see what Julian Nagelsmann knows that Frank Lampard doesn’t. If it’s a straight choice between the two I’d go with the legend that knows Chelsea inside out - not someone who might have a more impressive power-point display but knows nothing about the club or our league.

— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) April 13, 2023

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

The Bully for Wolves manager argument

I fail to see what Julian Nagelsmann knows that Frank Lampard doesn’t. If it’s a straight choice between the two I’d go with the legend that knows Chelsea inside out - not someone who might have a more impressive power-point display but knows nothing about the club or our league.

— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) April 13, 2023

He knows the club. #TopTopPundits @Fiveankles pic.twitter.com/20biM26I3J

— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) February 4, 2022

 

[jd1981]

Martin Keown, simply gets owned by Simon Jordan every Friday and by a lot of callers.

 

[sycophantia]

Martin Keown, simply gets owned by Simon Jordan every Friday and by a lot of callers.

Not keen on Keown but Jordan puts my hackles up, clickbait presenter.

 

[BillyDee]

If you are regularly getting pwned by Simon Jordan, you really should just give up...

 

[Johnny75]

Not keen on Keown but Jordan puts my hackles up, clickbait presently.

Jordan is a weapons grade twat

 

[Templeton Peck]

Already lost count of the number of times they've discussed Isak and Wilson playing together up front.

 

[Templeton Peck]

Oh and 'Ollie Watkins must surely get an England call up.' OK but who gets dropped? Kane? Toney? Really?

 

[Tony Towner]

Toney is about to have 6 months off

 

[Alan]

How much did Newcastle pay for Gordon??

EDIT: wrong thread, whoopsie

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Quite a lot more than Claire Balding was worth

 

[Lupo]

Oh and 'Ollie Watkins must surely get an England call up.' OK but who gets dropped? Kane? Toney? Really?

Really surely? The others have been in mich better form