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Bellend commentators

How the fuck is Paul Merson still allowed anywhere near a studio? He has no clue what day it is let alone what game he's watching, what players names are or what's just happened. Watching him on Soccer Saturday is beyond embarrassing.
 
I can't stand him either. He's an outright insult to viewers when he can't even say simple player names. He gets away with it because they take the piss out of him and it's apparently "funny".

The sooner they sack him the better. I hate knowing that us subscribers pay his wages.
 
Charlie Nicholas is worse. Have you ever actually properly tried to listen to what he's saying? It's utter utter bullshit.
 
He only really annoys me with his constant screeching when he's off screen watching a game. But yeah he does talk shite sometimes.
 
Danny Murphy as the pundit at Ashton Gate analysing the goal.

"The 4 should have done something, and the 11 doesn't make a move"

How fucking hard is it to do the research and learn the names of the players in a league one side?
 
That's not even a research situation, that's a read the name off the team sheet you have in front of you situation
 
The Bear said:
I can't stand him either. He's an outright insult to viewers when he can't even say simple player names. He gets away with it because they take the piss out of him and it's apparently "funny".

The sooner they sack him the better. I hate knowing that us subscribers pay his wages.
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Doesn't Merse blame his inability to get players names correct on his Dyslexia?
 
Even if he can't read them properly, his stupid fat mouth can't say what he does see properly either.
 
In his (poor) autobiography he mentions that even though he knows it isn't pronounced "Knightly" or "Eubanks-Blake" it comes out like that and he can't control it
 
The Bear said:
Even if he can't read them properly, his stupid fat mouth can't say what he does see properly either.
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"Woah! Well Jeff... ... err... it was... was it..? Oh no it was... Tacid, Tacid? Oh Tadic... anyway he hit the post I think... no he didn't..."
 
Jonathan Pearce and Robbie Savage commentating on the Villa game. In fairness, Savage hasn't been too bad, he tells it like it is, but Pearce is just woeful
 
Dublin Drummer Wolf said:
Jonathan Pearce and Robbie Savage commentating on the Villa game. In fairness, Savage hasn't been too bad, he tells it like it is, but Pearce is just woeful
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I'm the other way round with them, I find Savage woeful and Pearce just about acceptable. Takes all sorts.
 
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