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Bellend commentators

Chris Wood picked the perfect time to score twice for Forest, as MOTD had a commentator who couldn't decide if his name was Wood or Woods, more than often going with the latter.

Channelling his inner Jim Watt and "Chris Eubanks".
Never sure why some names attract that tic. When he first broke through on loan at Bristol City/Swansea loads of people kept banging on about "Tammy Abrahams".
 
This is presumably in the mid 90s or so, before Gordon was a TV star (and after his fake football career).

He has £20k in the bank and needs another £20k. Standard deposit was ~10% then and this is surely in London? So a £400k flat, in London, in the 90s. Probably worth about £2m now.

And he drives a Porsche.

And he knows someone who could quite readily lend him £20k, right here right now, no questions asked.

An underdog story for the ages.
 
This is presumably in the mid 90s or so, before Gordon was a TV star (and after his fake football career).

He has £20k in the bank and needs another £20k. Standard deposit was ~10% then and this is surely in London? So a £400k flat, in London, in the 90s. Probably worth about £2m now.

And he drives a Porsche.

And he knows someone who could quite readily lend him £20k, right here right now, no questions asked.

An underdog story for the ages.
Also in a position to be able to pay back the £20k inside a year.

Not sure how he survived. True high performance from GR
 
He was working for Marco Pierre White and earning his reputation at the time in one of the absolute best restaurants in London.
 
Looks like Jake has his own freight company now, fair play.

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Dude commentating on the United game. Rashford getting subbed off, then Ten Haag changes his mind and brings Rasmus off. Dude said "There making a change to the sub now, must have seen the disappointment on Rashford's face and changed it to Rasmus" I mean WTF.
 
If you’re commenting on Sherwood on SSN he’s absolutely awful.
 
“Wayne Rooney’s, Birmingham City” heard at least 3 times today on various media outlets.
 
Glenn Hoddle, " What's a penalty nowadays? What's handball nowadays"?

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Don’t know but apparently Don Goodman was pretty awful on co-comms tonight?
I think he’s pretty bad always seems to over compensate his opinion on clubs he’s played so he doesn’t sound bias.
 
I normally like Don.

But his MOTM award for Wilson summed him up

"Wilson hasn't been the best player on the pitch tonight....but he's my MOTM".

Erm?
 
I normally like Don.

But his MOTM award for Wilson summed him up

"Wilsom hasn't been the best player on the pitch tonight....but he's my MOTM".

Erm?
Yeah that was silly. I actually think Goodman gets unfair criticism from Wolves fans, some seem to think he's anti Wolves, of course he's not, he just doesn't go over the top in praise for us in case he gets accused of his pro Wolves sympathies.
 
Yeah that was silly. I actually think Goodman gets unfair criticism from Wolves fans, some seem to think he's anti Wolves, of course he's not, he just doesn't go over the top in praise for us in case he gets accused of his pro Wolves sympathies.
He really likes Wolves.
 
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