There was a guy that used to work here before I started, got into some Ukrainian scam website where he thinks he's talking to Ukrainian girls interesting in marrying a Westerner to get out, they're not but they make a hefty wedge out of chumps like this guy. Anyway, he used to regularly email a guy in our office with updates on how things were going, including a couple of trips to Odessa to meet some of these girls, and their translator which he also has to pay for, and he once used the best phrase I've ever heard to describe how painful it was to be away from his new found love once he returned back home.
'I'm missing her like shit'
Beautiful stuff, Paul.