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- Joined
- Oct 16, 2009
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Embarrassingly out of our depth. This is the worst squad I have ever seen, somehow crafted with no pace, creativity or fight. We're awful.
The manager keeps playing this bullshit flat back five and IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. Stop it.
United weren't even particularly good and could have had 10.
Johnstone: Actually made some reasonable saves but also wasn't very good on any of the first three goals. Always fucking blaming someone else as well. Go away you stiff bastard.
Mosquera: The more I see of him, the more I think he's a bit of a liability.
Agbadou: Rustic at very very best. Don't think we're ever getting back what we had last season.
Toti: As per, tried his best, his best isn't up to this level.
Hoever: Slow, weak and lazy. Lovely stuff.
Wolfe: He does try I suppose. He isn't very good though. Douglas to Jonny to Ait-Nouri to....that.
André: Played like he'd been in the Lych Gate all afternoon. Appalling on the first goal.
Krejci: Morphing into a Czech Steve Sedgley.
Arias: Coward and a coward with fuck all ability. £20m in the bin.
Bellegarde: Is actually our brightest spark at the moment. He wouldn't have got anywhere near the starting XI the other two times we've finished bottom of the PL. That's where we are. And he's probably out for weeks now anyway.
Strand Larsen: If that's the invisible man, tell him I can't see him.
Lopez: Babycham in footballing format.
Arokodare: I feel sorry for him as I have absolutely no idea why we signed him.
Mané: Looks nowhere near ready. A poor man's Bright Enobakhare.
H Bueno: Bottled a challenge and that's about it.
Tchatchoua: You lost your place to Ki-Jana Hoever, mate. Think about that.
Just dire. If we end up with 0 wins then we deserve it.
The manager keeps playing this bullshit flat back five and IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. Stop it.
United weren't even particularly good and could have had 10.
Johnstone: Actually made some reasonable saves but also wasn't very good on any of the first three goals. Always fucking blaming someone else as well. Go away you stiff bastard.
Mosquera: The more I see of him, the more I think he's a bit of a liability.
Agbadou: Rustic at very very best. Don't think we're ever getting back what we had last season.
Toti: As per, tried his best, his best isn't up to this level.
Hoever: Slow, weak and lazy. Lovely stuff.
Wolfe: He does try I suppose. He isn't very good though. Douglas to Jonny to Ait-Nouri to....that.
André: Played like he'd been in the Lych Gate all afternoon. Appalling on the first goal.
Krejci: Morphing into a Czech Steve Sedgley.
Arias: Coward and a coward with fuck all ability. £20m in the bin.
Bellegarde: Is actually our brightest spark at the moment. He wouldn't have got anywhere near the starting XI the other two times we've finished bottom of the PL. That's where we are. And he's probably out for weeks now anyway.
Strand Larsen: If that's the invisible man, tell him I can't see him.
Lopez: Babycham in footballing format.
Arokodare: I feel sorry for him as I have absolutely no idea why we signed him.
Mané: Looks nowhere near ready. A poor man's Bright Enobakhare.
H Bueno: Bottled a challenge and that's about it.
Tchatchoua: You lost your place to Ki-Jana Hoever, mate. Think about that.
Just dire. If we end up with 0 wins then we deserve it.