West Ham (H) 6/4: Build-Up & Match Thread

[Elephant Pyjamas]

West Ham fans 50/50 on whether it was a pen or not.

They're pissed at how poorly they're playing though. Saying it's what you get flogging a small squad....

The cheeky bastards!!! They don't know they're born!

 

[The Bear]

Another one just before half time would be a welcome cushion.

 

[The Bear]

This ref ain't half giving some nothing fouls for tiny amounts of contact.

 

[Alan]

Look like they're at Club Tropicana.

Look like they’re more stoned than me!

Everything about their play is half-paced.

Disclaimer: I’m not that stoned.

 

[The Bear]

Confident Sarabia = good

 

[Squeak]

Now what are we doing? Look lethargic all of a sudden... need to step this tempo up

 

[AndyWolves]

Up to 8th as it stands

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Look like they’re more stoned than me!

Everything about their play is half-paced.

Disclaimer: I’m not that stoned.

It was a crap reference to "Wham", i can only apologise.

 

[t3ch]

Comms bending over backwards to make excuses for wh playing poorly

Cause wolves are full strength and all

 

[Alan]

Now what are we doing? Look lethargic all of a sudden... need to step this tempo up

Just be perfect always

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Erm, dare i say it, Doc is having a good game. 100% pass completion, good chance made for Doyle, done nothing wrong defensively.

All whilst playing in an unnatural position and being the worst footballer in history!

 

[Alan]

It was a crap reference to "Wham", i can only apologise.

Ooof, George Michael awakened things in my adolescence so the embarrassment is mine, truly

 

[t3ch]

Erm, dare i say it, Doc is having a good game. 100% pass completion, good chance made for Doyle, done nothing wrong defensively.

All whilst playing in an unnatural position and whilst being the worst footballer in history!

It’s not even halftime. You will take full responsibility when he scores two own goals and kicks a ball out of play into an old woman in a wheelchair next half

 

[The Bear]

Is that a two game ban for Gomes now?

I have him down at 9 cards before today.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Never a handball. Even if that does hit his arm, i hate it when those are given, as the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

 

[Squeak]

Not sure how how's that not a foul or corner to them... good player Kudus...

 

[Alan]

£150m for Rayan

 

[Squeak]

Fantastic Ait-Nouri.... brilliant... takes 3 out of the game...

 

[The Bear]

His form is even more impressive when he's going through Ramadan and can't eat or drink until sundown. Must affect his energy levels.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

His form is even more impressive when he's going through Ramadan and can't eat or drink until sundown. Must affect his energy levels.

I really like Kudus.

edit: not sure what happened there!!