Welcome to Wolves Jackson Tchatchoua:

[Langers]

He's going to make a lot of 'worst ever Wolves XI' selections. He'd be in mine.

I think he's one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Wolves shirt.

 

[malta mick]

You could see far better players in the Sunday league tomorrow

 

[Lycan]

Genuinely the worst footballer I've seen at the club.

Give him away in the Summer, he won't be good enough in the Championship.

 

[Tony Towner]

Hope he's better than our last Cameroonian full back (I know Jackson is a wing back)

Nope

I hope he has more than just pace for the pack...

Nope

I hope ......he can cross a ball . That's it .

Nope

 

[Kenny]

Imagine being a pro right back/RWB and not getting a game ahead of him.

Should be questioning whether they should retire at this point.

 

[Lycan]

Sometimes people get carried away with hate for players but this guy literally can't do anything

 

[Loki]

Oh well, we`ll have Hoever and Djiga back to bolster the defence next season.

 

[Kenny]

Not so much hate for Jackson more utter disbelief he is a) a Wolves player b) first choice c) an actual professional footballer

 

[EnglishBob]

In a summer full of terrible recruitment this guy is still something a bit special. Controls the ball about as well as I do. If he's still at Wolves next season and anywhere other than training by himself, we're in trouble.

 

[Derby Wolf]

It's bewildering he's had the career he's had.

Like, look at Armstrong, the dictionary definition of good for the Championship but not quite there for the Premier League.

I wouldn't have Tchatchouha ahead of Ricketts or Golbourne in League One. There's literally no hyperbole there.

 

[Lycan]

It's bewildering he's had the career he's had.

Like, look at Armstrong, the dictionary definition of good for the Championship but not quite there for the Premier League.

I wouldn't have Tchatchouha ahead of Ricketts or Golbourne in League One. There's literally no hyperbole there.

Yeah, it's not like he's just out of his depth like Hodge, Chiwome, Fraser etc were in the Premier League. He literally can't do anything right and you'd have the same issues at any level.

I go to watch Leamington FC quite a lot, they're rock bottom of National League North with a truly pathetic points total and I genuinely think both of their full backs have more technical ability than Tchatchoua. One of them is a tubby little bald fella who can't run but the other one is actually quite athletic and I think overall he's a better footballer than Tchatchoua even accounting for Jackson's pace and athleticism.

That's not hyperbole either. He's really that bad.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Hes 100% our worst Prem player to have played more than 5 games for us.

I listened to Talking Wolves after the West Ham game and they were both saying how he has improved and that is down to the coaching.

If it would have been rush hour, I'd have crashed the car.

 

[Tony Towner]

You could write what Diddy Dave knows about football on the back of a postage stamp. In that game he failed to close Bowen down for the cross for the first even giving him time to get it on his left foot and delivered one of his many season lows with his comical defending against Summerville after Gomes hit the post

 

[NicholasG1973]

Hes 100% our worst Prem player to have played more than 5 games for us.

I listened to Talking Wolves after the West Ham game and they were both saying how he has improved and that is down to the coaching.

If it would have been rush hour, I'd have crashed the car.

Totally agree. Horrific.

The very fact that he’s genuinely a worse football player than Marshall Munetsi, tells you everything.

And, unbelievably, it’s not even that close.

 

[Tredman]

He's worse than Darren Simkin.

 

[prawnking]

He's worse than Darren Simkin.

Better 'tache though

 

[Law's Bus]

He's worse than Darren Simkin.

I'd rather play Lily Simkin there, and she is out injured.