Trump

[sycophantia]

He says there have been talks with Iran about a ceasefire, causing oil price to drop and markets to recover. Only problem is someone forgot to tell the Iranians.

 

[Kenny]

He says there have been talks with Iran about a ceasefire, causing oil price to drop and markets to recover. Only problem is someone forgot to tell the Iranians.

Almost as if his threats didn't work and Iran really meant it when they said bomb our power stations then, we will just fuck up the rest of the world for a few more years.

Bully boy tactics not working here Donnie

 

[Tredman]

If they really did start to bomb each others desal plants then the entire region becomes inhospitable very quickly. I guess that focused peoples' minds.

 

[Del Woppio]

 

[AndyWolves]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036136393328505324

So corrupt

 

[Sniffer]

They don’t even bother hiding it.

I’ll await the investigation it all of this once he’s out of office.

 

[Del Woppio]

That's a nice return for 45 minutes. Absolute cunts

 

[Tredman]

This does feel very like the 'Decline and Fall of Western Capitalism'

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

So the biggly negotiation is back ON. Trump says he is talking to TOP MEN in Iran (why am I reminded of the last scene of the Raiders of the Lost Ark? It's a most perplexing mystery.)

Meanwhile Hegseth shows how much of a complete fuckwit he really is with the immortal line "we negotiate with bombs". Stay classy Pete. It would be a terrible shame if Iranian proxies negotiated with a bomb under your car, wouldn't it?

 

[Jolemai]

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Looks like the Democrats have flipped a Republican seat in a special election for the Florida legislative chamber.

Normally small beer, but the seat includes Mar-a-Lago, so Trump is going to be PISSED.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Iranian Military have made a statement that the US is negotiating with itself.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Iranian Military have made a statement that the US is negotiating with itself.

They’re probably correct. I suspect the likes of Vance are trying to rein Trump in and stop him going completely crazy and escalating matters.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

When there is a possibility that Vance is the voice of reason...

Destination Fucked

 

[Kenny]

Iranian Military have made a statement that the US is negotiating with itself.

Will still fuck it up. Probably end up bombing Washington or something

 

[Wilf Wolf]

When there is a possibility that Vance is the voice of reason...

Destination Fucked

Absolutely. But Destination Fucked is marginally better than Destination Completely and Utterly Fucked. Got to take the small wins!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Will still fuck it up. Probably end up bombing Washington or something

Minneapolis or LA or Chicago I reckon.

 

[sycophantia]

Trumps 15 point plan to stop the war has been handed to Tehran. Just a wild punt but I think Iran might say fuck off.

 

[Jolemai]

Trumps 15 point plan to stop the war has been handed to Tehran. Just a wild punt but I think Iran might say fuck off.

I really hope the font used was comic sans.

 

[Alan]

15 points lmfao

1 point by itself would be a stretch to make happen