The Things You Are HAPPY About Thread.

[Tredman]

Its not an animal..

 

[BillyDee]

Is samphire a vegetable?

It is!

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I'm a two vegetable man these days then!

 

[sycophantia]

Carrots, always eat them raw but also now partial to them roasted.

Is samphire a vegetable?

We have most of our veg roasted nowadays....prefer it now

 

[Pablowolf]

I'm a two vegetable man these days then!

If you only like one meat then there's dirty jokes to be had.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Fun ruined unfortunately, bit more open minded with meat.

 

[Kenny]

Fun ruined unfortunately, bit more open minded with meat.

deflected the initial fun but opened up a whole new pathway of shite jokes with the 2nd part of that sentence

 

[Paul]

deflected the initial fun but opened up a whole new pathway of shite jokes with the 2nd part of that sentence

Please Sir can I have a go ?

 

[Kenny]

Your (apparent) Commander in Chief says go for it

 

[Pablowolf]

Likes white and dark meats, often at the same time.

ROFLCOPTERZZZZ

 

[sycophantia]

I'm a simple bloke ( more ways than one) and simple things can make me happy, but I'm ridiculously excited about seeing a Kingfisher down our local cut....first one I've seen down there for over 10 years

 

[Pablowolf]

So, work has said that certain 'working from home' types can go and volunteer for the NHS without it affecting pay.

Basically, if you're in my area, are vulnerable and expecting NHS volunteer staff to help you out, meeting yours truly may be an extra bonus heading your way!

I'm not sure, but I think I'm then legally entitled to 10% of your food and/or meds.

 

[Paul]

So, work has said that certain 'working from home' types can go and volunteer for the NHS without it affecting pay.

Basically, if you're in my area, are vulnerable and expecting NHS volunteer staff to help you out, meeting yours truly may be an extra bonus heading your way!

I'm not sure, but I think I'm then legally entitled to 10% of your food and/or meds.

Do you cover Hednesford ?? Coffee, no sugar please !

 

[Stan Hullis]

So, work has said that certain 'working from home' types can go and volunteer for the NHS without it affecting pay.

Basically, if you're in my area, are vulnerable and expecting NHS volunteer staff to help you out, meeting yours truly may be an extra bonus heading your way!

I'm not sure, but I think I'm then legally entitled to 10% of your food and/or meds.

My work has done similar, has offered us 2 free "paid" volunteer days per month to help assist on the rollout of the vaccine.

 

[Pablowolf]

Do you cover Hednesford ?? Coffee, no sugar please !

I'll first have to complete my "how to deal with chancers" training.

 

[Keef]

18 months after having a car flatten the front garden wall of my moms house, the council have rebuilt it today.

Bloke in the car was 3 times the legal limit, he clipped a car, which sent him across the road into the lamppost opposite, which then spin him round and sent him into the garden roof first! Heard the bang obviously, run down when I got there it was on its roof and he was trying to start it to drive off, told him to hang on, I'll phone an ambulance and the police, his reply " fuck that Im going to work" he got out the car and legged it, police met him as he was walking up his drive, and he said " it wasn't me, the cars been stolen, I dunno who crashed it" the copper said who was dealing with it

 

[Pablowolf]

There's a house about a mile or so from me that has had their garden hedge/wall/fence flattened 3 times in the past 13 months.

 

[UKYankieWWFC]

I managed to 3 way FaceTime my sister today. Considering where we were early hours Tuesday morning and the DNR that was placed on her at the QE in Birmingham she's improved a lot but still poorly
She managed a little smile which is more than I was expecting

 

[Pablowolf]

Please admin, can you disable the Finbarr Saunders thread for a day or two?

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

Please admin, can you disable the Finbarr Saunders thread for a day or two?

Anyone quoting that type of post for a Fnarr is a thoughtless twat