The Football News Thread 2025/26

[Deutsch Wolf]

Got the height difference right

 

[Kenny]

Fucking CCTV!!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Evidence!



Christ that's a shite haircut I had then. What was I thinking. You're not fucking Lovejoy, Danny.

 

[Kenny]

Like I said, blended right in

 

[Tredman]

You’re wearing a coat and / or long sleeves in Newcastle. There are polar bears in Kenya who have blended in better.

 

[Kenny]

A picture of that but very little evidence of the pool tournament that weekend, where in the finaI I was that pissed the fouls I made were into double figures...yet I still won.
No justice in this world at all.

 

[Kenny]

Oh and dont get me started on that football quiz machine...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Oh and dont get me started on that football quiz machine...

A genuine scandal.

Excuse me but I think if you get 102 points then you will probably win the Premier League.

Made £1 last an entire afternoon though. I told you I'd come in handy one day.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Hopefully they don't go up but Derby have one in the back of one of their stands

Not open on matchdays though!

I remember that icing the cake when they humped us 5-0 in 2014 before trundling home to London Road

 

[Alan]

Evidence!

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Christ that's a shite haircut I had then. What was I thinking. You're not fucking Lovejoy, Danny.

DeutschWolf, more like MississippiWolf with that haircut

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Why is Kenny wearing a tie in a nightclub?

 

[Kenny]

Why is Kenny wearing a tie in a nightclub?

Didn't have enough time to change after a meeting....obvs.

Popworld waits for no man

 

[Alan]

Didn't have enough time to change after a meeting....obvs.

Popworld waits for no man

We all know you just wanted to impress Dan

 

[Kenny]

Thats never ending tbh

 

[Lupo]

Back in the day it was the done thing to wear a tie for a nightclub

 

[Kenny]

Back in the day it was the done thing to wear a tie for a nightclub

Sssssh dont give away how old we are

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

DeutschWolf, more like MississippiWolf with that haircut

I cannot give you an explanation. I'm not a Billy Ray Cyrus fan or anything.

That's a howler. I like to think I've made up for it since.

 

[Alan]

I cannot give you an explanation. I'm not a Billy Ray Cyrus fan or anything.

That's a howler. I like to think I've made up for it since.

It is a bit rich for me to make fun, given I know Tony has an embarrassing shot of me ready to drop at a moment's notice

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Pffftt

If I had worried about embarrassing photos or stories about me over the years I would probably have moved to the other side of the world.

Oh.

 

[Tony Towner]

Newcastle's accounts show that they sold the stadium to themselves to avoid missing PSR