The Football News Thread 2025/26

[lemonjelly]

Barcelona crying about being Barcelona'd by PSG over the transfer of Dro Fernandez.
Afraid my sympathies are not forthcoming...

 

[leedswolf]

BREAKING: Aston Villa have announced the signing of Tammy Abraham from Besiktas.

 

[Tony Towner]

Now this is ridiculous.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016250225497632966

 

[Jack Regan]

Raheem Sterling has agreed a mutual contract termination with Chelsea

 

[Kenny]

Any fans calling for us to sign him yet

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Only a matter of time before someone suggests a pay as you play contract (they don't exist)

Him and Broja the other Christmas Eve was possibly the most inept strike partnership display I've ever seen at Molineux. And I've seen us play Leon Clarke and Craig Davies together

 

[jd1981]

West Ham are ready and waiting seems a perfect West Ham signing of the past 10 years.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Only a matter of time before someone suggests a pay as you play contract (they don't exist)

Him and Broja the other Christmas Eve was possibly the most inept strike partnership display I've ever seen at Molineux. And I've seen us play Leon Clarke and Craig Davies together

How they didn't score from this position ought to be studied for generations to come.

 

[Kenny]

Great keeping for me...

Add another £10m to the bill for Forest. Ta

 

[Lupo]

Karlon Grant will be out for up to 3 months after suffering a hamstring injury against Derby last Friday

 

[Del Woppio]

Kai Havertz's goal against Kairat Almaty made him the first Arsenal player to score against a team that shares the first three letters of his name, since Lee Dixon scored against Leeds in 1996

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Kai Havertz's goal against Kairat Almaty made him the first Arsenal player to score against a team that shares the first three letters of his name, since Lee Dixon scored against Leeds in 1996

Sake.

 

[Lupo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2017683930355294496

 

[Lupo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2017922964797190388

 

[Tredman]

Pretty much everyone want to do this to Cucurella

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/16cKM4RHer

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Pretty much everyone want to do this to Cucurella

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/16cKM4RHer

Noticed Cucurella was happy to stay down until teammates arrived.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2017975258142179680

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

having rebuilt team over previous 3 windows to eradicate the club's precarious P&S position with squad designed to play a specific style and formation.

Yeah, that's gone brilliantly hasn't it Andrew

 

[Kenny]

Yeah, that's gone brilliantly hasn't it Andrew

For me, almost the perfect execution of his plan

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

For me, almost the perfect execution of his plan

Reminds me of when Saunders said "my work here is done" in an interview five minutes after he relegated Crawley