I'm quite happy for it to be flagged as a quite obviously awful piece of equipment that hopefully one day gets chucked, but it is spectacularly pointless.
There's no reason for Australia or whoever to be weirdly defensive about it - it's obviously just shit. Use a proper ball.
The gaps to fill are all in the bowling when it comes to July and we finally play a Test. Crawley, Duckett, Pope (shouldn't be but he is for now), Root, Brook and Stokes are all absolutely nailed on if fit. Bairstow or Foakes will keep almost certainly and they're both flawed in different ways.
So you're looking at who the spinner is - Leach one would presume if he gets back to fitness and is bowling anywhere near reasonably - then three seamers. Jimmy will probably be one then it's any two from Woakes, Wood, Tongue, Robinson, Potts, Cook or Atkinson, depending how they're shaping up. Hopefully they've forgotten about the dreadful hunchback Overton twins and I doubt Curran will play Test cricket again. Mahmood doesn't seem to be anywhere near fitness and we've already said Archer will be at best white ball only in 2024.
I know he actually retired a few months ago now but it's still going to be odd not having Broad around. 2007 was the last home summer he wasn't involved in Tests, 2005 was the last summer he played 0 England games.