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The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

This is a terrible take
 
Irrationally... The "we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen".

It isn't in the correct tune, is toneless, doesn't expand on the monotonous chant and bugs the shit out of me!
 
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There’s a radio advert for walls ice cream at the minute, its two people saying I’ll mention an ice cream, you describe it, goes along the lines of
“ twister”
“Gorgeous”
“Cornetto”
“ tasty, gorgeous, melty goodness, ON A STICK”
Annoys me way more than it should, because we all know cornetto isn’t on a stick.
 
This pile of shit.


1. Yeah, I'm going to trust AI to summarise an email for work. Of course

2. How about just read your emails?

3. She sounds like she's quite obviously totally blagging it. Like anyone with any sense wouldn't spot that a mile off in real life

4. How is it a good thing that you're now signed up for a project which for all you know, is terrible and you'd never take on?

5. She looks incredibly weird when she looks down the camera at the end.
 
Nah, AI summaries are pretty spot on. A lot of staff use them to create bullet points learning objectives from pdf files in co-pilot. It can even create some end of lesson questions based on the content relevant to whatever key stage is being taught. Obviously needs proof reading and checking with an experienced eye, but it's a huge time saver for a lot of people.

You're right about that look to camera at the end tho. Jeez.
 
I used ChatGPT & CoPilot all the time to summarise work stuff. Wrote me a great abstract from a powerpoint earlier today, always need to change a few things but its very efficient.
 
I'm sure it has some uses (although as a translator I'm instinctively suspicious of people promoting automated solutions) - but the way it's shown in the advert is dreadful.

In that example, reading the email would have been easier, and the "summary" she gets is terrible and makes her sound like she hasn't got a clue what she's on about.
 
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My biggest gripe with mobile phone adverts is that they are often promoting features that are just universally available software rather than features specific to the hardware they are trying to sell.
I don't need to buy an iPhone 16 Pro if I want my emails summarised by AI.
 
Pot noodle ad regularly on YouTube, dunno if it's on the TV as well. Woman slurping a whole pot noodle up. Disgusting.
 
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Pot noodle ad regularly on YouTube, dunno if it's on the TV as well. Woman slurping a whole pot noodle up. Disgusting.
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Saw that advert once....had to buy a new TV.

Eating noises and whispering on TV sends me into a rage
 
out of interest, does anyone else advertise on spotify, apart from fucking spotify? every 30 mins they tell me how easy it is to advertise on spotify.
erm folks, i don't think anyone is listening, especially when both ads are about advertising on spotify FFS...
 
I actually haven't cancelled Prime since we played on there twice in December. Whoops.

Spotify Premium is pound-for-pound the best value subscription you'll ever have if you're in any way into music. Using the free tier stopped being a thing about 15 years ago, surely.
 
Still that kid in the On The Beach adverts, probably not the right thing to say nowadays but I just want to slap him.
 
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