To go along with his intelligence (he really isn't very clever at all), oratory (a fucking appalling speaker), humour (never said anything funny in his life), political expertise (never reads anything, so never knows what the brief is) and charm (lies to and falls out with everyone eventually, would be atrocious company if he were to ever spend time with anyone outside of his tiny inner circle), add leadership to the list of Johnson myths. All he does is wait to see which the winning side is highly likely to be and then runs to the front bellowing "FOLLOW ME". And when he gets there, he has no idea at all what to do.