QuestionTime With PPB, Instead of Sir Robin Day .

[The Bear]

Are you ever too old to have sex on the beach ?

Yes. The last thing I'd want to see is some GILF action whilst taking a walk along the beach.

If you have Cousins, do you see much of them ?

Not so much nowadays as we're all grown up. My mum and dad both came from BIG families. Mum was one of 5 and my dad one of 8! So as you can imagine I had aunties, uncles and cousins coming out of my ears. Me and my mum still go round to my cousin Joanne's house for Christmas dinner though.

If you accidently forgot to pay for items that you had put on the bottom self of your trolley, only realising when you got to your car, would you go back and pay for the items ?

No. Once I'm out the door I can't be arsed to go and queue up again.

Do you think people who wear their sunglasses on top of their heads are cool, or is it almost as bad as wearing a cap back to front ?

It's fine as long as it's temporary and for practical reasons like they've just walked indoors or they need to look at something. If they are walking round like that all the time then they're a belmer. Tucked into a top pocket of a shirt is fine.

 

[PPB]

PPB is doing Dryathlon in the month of March. Will she have the will power to do it ?

Yeah!

:nod: I've started it already machin.

 

[machin05]

Are you ever too old to have sex on the beach ?

Too prude, perhaps.

If you have Cousins, do you see much of them ?

Some I do. Not so much these days. It's more about seeing the kids cousins.

If you accidently forgot to pay for items that you had put on the bottom self of your trolley, only realising when you got to your car, would you go back and pay for the items ?

Probably not from a supermarket. I did buy some jewellery from a small shop in Harborne a few years ago for the missus. They didn't notice, but my card had actually been declined. I didn't notice until I went to the cashpoint which refused to pay out and the next shop declined me too. It was because Barclays had sent me a new card for online banking but it never arrived. They'd not told me about it, mind. I checked the receipt for the jewellery and saw that it had declined so went back after I got my new card to pay up. So you know, I'm not a total dick.

Do you think people who wear their sunglasses on top of their heads are cool, or is it almost as bad as wearing a cap back to front ?

It's ok if they are flicking between wearing them and not (ie going into shops or whatnot).

 

[PPB]

Are you ever too old to have sex on the beach ?

Yes. The last thing I'd want to see is some GILF action whilst taking a walk along the beach.

I don't mean in full view of kids making sandcastles and their grannies licking on a 99. I mean if the mood took you, and if it was isolated, or dark, would you.

 

[machin05]

Didn't see these ones so, here goes...

Have you ever knowingly gone to a gay bar ?

Yeah, the one on St Johns Square (Greyhound, maybe?) after playing a gig once. I think it was the only place open late on a Sunday.

If for some reason your wife/partner/girlfriend couldn't get to the shops and asked you to go for her to purchase a couple of new bras, would you know her CORRECT size without her having to tell you or to look in the label of one of her old bras ?

A bit tricky at the moment as she's breast feeding, so they're about 3 times the size they normally are!

If you witnessed a man verbally abusing a woman in public, would you intervene or walk away ?

Probably not, I hate confrontation.

Name one of your all time favourite black and white movies?

Can't think of any that I've seen. Parts of Memento are in B&W so I'll say that.

 

[Langers]

Are you ever too old to have sex on the beach ?

Never saw the point on it TBH. Sand getting in places sand couldn't get, and I don't exactly like the idea of stumbling across some coffin dodgers getting in on when all I want is a stroll on the beach.

If you have Cousins, do you see much of them ?

Not really - all mine live Oop North and now I'm older and have my own kids, I don't see them as often.

If you accidently forgot to pay for items that you had put on the bottom self of your trolley, only realising when you got to your car, would you go back and pay for the items ?

I don't think I'd ever forget to pay for anything, but if I did, yes - I would rectify my mistake. I don't like the guilt!

Do you think people who wear their sunglasses on top of their heads are cool, or is it almost as bad as wearing a cap back to front ?

If they're wearing them there permanently, they look stupid. If it's a temporary thing, that's fine. I'll never understand the back to front cap look.

 

[So Long Architect]

I don't mean in full view of kids making sandcastles and their grannies licking on a 99. I mean if the mood took you, and if it was isolated, or dark, would you.

It's the grannies licking on a 69 I'm concerned about.

 

[PPB]

It's the grannies licking on a 69 I'm concerned about.

:icon_lol: Good luck to em I'd say. I'd be happy if I could still get in that position when i'm 80 !

 

[PPB]

Do you keep plants in your home ?

Are you any good at brick laying ?

Out with the old,in with the new. When was the last time you had a bloody good clearout, or do you find this hard to do?

You have been given a once in a lifetime chance . You get to have a dinner date with your favourite Actress/Singer/Artist/ Performer. Who would you choose to be looking across the table at?

 

[PPB]

Do you keep plants in your home ?

Are you any good at brick laying ?

Out with the old,in with the new. When was the last time you had a bloody good clearout, or do you find this hard to do?

You have been given a once in a lifetime chance . You get to have a dinner date with your favourite Actress/Singer/Artist/ Performer. Who would you choose to be looking across the table at?

No. No matter what the plant is or in what room I keep it, it dies. Quickly. For some reason this house is not plant friendly.

I've mixed the cement, handed the bricks, but never actually laid any, but apparently I'm ace at getting the cement the right consistency!

Having them all the time. Can't stand cluttered cupboards, drawers, lofts, wardrobes or cluttered anything really.

Blimey, this is a hard one. Got it down to 3.

 

[Langers]

Do you keep plants in your home ?

Nah - just not interested in anything plant/gardening related whatsoever.

Are you any good at brick laying ?

Only tried it once and quite enjoyed it. Hard work, mind you.

Out with the old,in with the new. When was the last time you had a bloody good clearout, or do you find this hard to do?

Well I'm very close to having the mother of all clear outs once I get my house looking the way I want it to look, with a ton of junk being thrown away, stuff that isn't mine finally vacating some space in the garage, the works. And I can't wait to give the place more character, and not have to ask anyone what they think about pictures/decoration etc.

You have been given a once in a lifetime chance . You get to have a dinner date with your favourite Actress/Singer/Artist/ Performer. Who would you choose to be looking across the table at?

Awesome question. Tommy Cooper maybe? He'd be a good laugh.

 

[So Long Architect]

Are you any good at brick laying ?

I helped my brother do the brick work for my sister's conservatory. Neither of us are bricklayers. He's pretty handy, but I am certainly not. You've never seen such shoddy brickwork in all your life! It is still standing and watertight a few years on though so can't have been that bad. I tried to tell her that if she paid monkeys in beer not peanuts, it would not work out well, but she wouldn't listen.

 

[PPB]

Are you any good at brick laying ?

I helped my brother do the brick work for my sister's conservatory. Neither of us are bricklayers. He's pretty handy, but I am certainly not. You've never seen such shoddy brickwork in all your life! It is still standing and watertight a few years on though so can't have been that bad. I tried to tell her that if she paid monkeys in beer not peanuts, it would not work out well, but she wouldn't listen.

Harder than it looks that's for sure.

 

[PPB]

You have been given a once in a lifetime chance . You get to have a dinner date with your favourite Actress/Singer/Artist/ Performer. Who would you choose to be looking across the table at?

Awesome question. Tommy Cooper maybe? He'd be a good laugh.

Langers you aint gonna be turning it into one of those clinical,sparse looking Bachelor pads are you ?

Tommy Cooper would be a good choice. I suppose it would depend what you want from the dinner date, a good laugh, good conversation, or something pleasing on the eye. I've weedled mine down from 6 ( Julia Child, Carl Hiaasen, JKRowling, Kenny Hibbitt, Pascal Dupuis, Gerard Butler ) to 3.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

playing catch up here guys sorry PPB

Do you know how to do CPR? Yes trained first aider

Last thing you ate ? Muller light greek yoghurt

Do you have a jar for odd loose coins ? No I have a model VW money box that I fill with them

What would you bring along to a perfect Summer Picnic ? 2 dogs, salmon, BBQ grill with steak and grill the salmon and steak for a surf and turf with a good crisp salad and red wine or rose.

Ever owned a lava lamp ? Tes - blue one

Were you ever frightened by clowns as a child ? Still am- feckin hate clowns. My father collects clown faces. Hence the lack of visit!

Favourite pub grub ? Fish and Chips or Scampi and Chips

If you had something really bad wrong with you, would you want the drs to be totally honest, or only tell you what they think you can deal with or need to know? Honest

PPB is doing Dryathlon in the month of March. Will she have the will power to do it ? Breaking strain of a kit Kat have I so I am hoping you are better. I have faith. I will say yes.

 

[PPB]

Loving the fact that you are all saying yes to the PPB Dryathlon

 

[Langers]

Langers you aint gonna be turning it into one of those clinical,sparse looking Bachelor pads are you ?

No, because it'll still be my kids' home for 50% of the time so I'll need to keep it child friendly. It'll be a hell of a lot neater, less cluttered, more organised, more room.

And my guitars are going on the walls. Finally.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Have you ever knowingly gone to a gay bar ? Nope

If for some reason your wife/partner/girlfriend couldn't get to the shops and asked you to go for her to purchase a couple of new bras, would you know her CORRECT size without her having to tell you or to look in the label of one of her old bras ? 38D piece of piss- modern man innit

If you witnessed a man verbally abusing a woman in public, would you intervene or walk away ? Three answers. 1980 witnessed , intervened , fought, black eye but he looked much worse. 1990 witnessed intervened was about to get thumped then showed warrant card- calmed down Now- would still intervene but probably not bother with the chatter. Dont care quite so much about offending people now

Name one of your all time favourite black and white movies? A matter of life or death with David Niven

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I did say yes with a caveat. If it's for no reason or just because other people have done it then it'll be harder (but not impossible) to do.

The money raised is all good but I'm tiring a bit of silly fads like this. There should be a quiet dignity about charity.

 

[PPB]

I did say yes with a caveat. If it's for no reason or just because other people have done it then it'll be harder (but not impossible) to do.

The money raised is all good but I'm tiring a bit of silly fads like this. There should be a quiet dignity about charity.

Have to be open and honest here. Im not doing it for a charity. I dont have a page to donate to. Its something im doing for myself and something I want to do.