QuestionTime With PPB, Instead of Sir Robin Day .

[PPB]

Don't think anyone has said they don't clean them, just they don't do it with a cotton bud.

How do you clean them then ??

 

[MARKakaJIM]

How do you clean them then ??

Tissue, or sometimes i'll just use my finger while i'm having a shower, perhaps even a combination of the two.

 

[PPB]

Who has been to see The Theory Of Everything ?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

How often do you clean your ears with a cotton bud ??

Never. It's dangerous!

Jam Tart or a Jammie Dodger ?

Tough one. Jam Tart but only just. Both are great.

Did Christmas live up to expectations ?

Yes. Daughter loved it, I had some nice pressies and the food was yum.

Do you use deoderant every day ?

Of course. Why wouldn't you??? I also shower every day.

Have you ever been for a massage ?

Had some sort of face/head/scalp massage/treatment thingy at the Hotel du Vin the day before my wedding (my wife booked us both in for a massage). It was very relaxing.

 

[PPB]

Tissue, or sometimes i'll just use my finger while i'm having a shower, perhaps even a combination of the two.

But how do people with fat fingers get on ?

 

[Sniffer]

How often do you clean your ears with a cotton bud ?? Yes when I remember.

Jam Tart or a Jammie Dodger ? Dodger

Did Christmas live up to expectations ? Not really. Grouse Junior and Grouse the even Junior no longer believe. Baby Grouse doesn't understand yet. On that basis it wasn't as special this year.

Do you use deoderant every day ? Yes

Have you ever been for a massage ?

No

 

[Langers]

But how do people with fat fingers get on ?

They get a lot of space to themselves on trains?

 

[NorwayFB]

How often do you clean your ears with a cotton bud ??Couple of times a year,it's apparently not good for you.

Jam Tart or a Jammie Dodger ?Don't have that here.

Did Christmas live up to expectations ?Didn't have any,so I guess it did and then some!

Do you use deoderant every day ?Pretty much.

Have you ever been for a massage ?Nope.

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[NorwayFB]

Who has been to see The Theory Of Everything ?

I don't know.

 

[PPB]

Who has been to see The Theory Of Everything ?

Not yet, but I really really want to after hearing only excellent things about it.

 

[lemonjelly]

Can't believe no one cleans their ears !! Next person you stand by, take a sly look in their ear. Nothing worse than seeing brown gunky ear shite.

Life is too short to be doing this kinda stuff.

Who has been to see The Theory Of Everything ?

Not me.

@ mark, is lemon curd jam? Is a lemon curd tart a jam tart, or not?

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Life is too short to be doing this kinda stuff.

Not me.

@ mark, is lemon curd jam? Is a lemon curd tart a jam tart, or not?

I'm not sure on the semantics, it's of the same format as a jam tart but i'm not sure on the semantics of the filling. When you buy the packs of assorted jam tarts they always include lemon so it would seem the industry accepts lemon curd filled tarts as jam tarts.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

How do you clean them then ??

Ears are designed to be self cleaning apparently. You're definitely not supposed to stick things in them.

 

[lemonjelly]

Lemon Curd, also known as Lemon Cheese, is made with lemons, eggs and butter. It differs from jam or jelly as it contains less sugar and must be eaten within weeks of making so is not classed as a traditional preserve.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Yeah, don't put foreign bodies in your ear. The risks far outweigh the benefits.

 

[The Bear]

How often do you clean your ears with a cotton bud ??

You should never put cotton buds in your ears. They can break off and get trapped. Doctors have to remove loads of them every year. I use my fingers in the shower.

Jam Tart or a Jammie Dodger ?

Both! Om nom nom. Tart if pushed on the matter.

Did Christmas live up to expectations ?

Yes, in that I had very low expectations for it.

Do you use deoderant every day ?

Not every day. A tiny bit of fresh manly musk is ok (stale is bad). Women actually prefer it according to studies.

Have you ever been for a massage ?

No I'm too self conscious.

 

[PPB]

Do you use deoderant every day ?

Not every day. A tiny bit of fresh manly musk is ok (stale is bad). Women actually prefer it according to studies.

Agree,nothing wrong with a bit of manly musk, but not to the point of being ripe.

 

[Parkins left foot]

How often do you clean your ears with a cotton bud ?? - Never

Jam Tart or a Jammie Dodger ? - Jam tart without doubt

Did Christmas live up to expectations ? - Was a weird Christmas, hobbling around on one leg. As I knew that was going to be the case I suppose the answer is yes

Do you use deoderant every day ? - without fail after my morning shower

Have you ever been for a massage ? - No

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[PPB]

Name the one thing on PPB's birthday wish list ??

 

[Kenny]

A Wayne Rooney keyring