Man United (A) 30/12 Watch the darts instead ? Match Thread

[PuntsWolf]

Tchatchoua backing off more than the French in 1939!

He doesn’t know what a football pitch is a swear. So bad at all basics of the game

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

This is as poor a Man Utd team I can recall for a long time not playing with any kind of dynamism and they need do nothing to roll us over

They've been much worse than this.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

The Germans didn't invade til May 1940!!

Ok, 1940

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

It's actually enjoyable watching Mane.

Also, Arias is so much better more centrally.

 

[EnglishBob]

You can tell Tchatchoua has been practicing the back pass a lot in training. It's the only thing he has in his locker.

 

[broughtonwolf]

I’d swap Chan for Robert Taylor any day

I'll see your Taylor and raise you a Sami Al-Jaber

 

[jd1981]

Oh wait

 

[Alan]

There’s the problem Tolu again with a free header 8 yards out and missses. We’re just very, very shit in pivotal moments

And the more you whiff, the worse it gets. The Yips, innit

We're just... pathetic.

 

[PuntsWolf]

It's actually enjoyable watching Mane.

Also, Arias is so much better more centrally.

He’s not a forward. He has no pace or skill. But has actually seen a ball before so does a job.

 

[Jinky]

We’ve scored away v Man Utd and all I could do was laugh

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

For the first time in a long while, we don't want Half time.

 

[Templeton Peck]

I'm going to cry.

 

[Dire Wolf]

Well would you believe it.

 

[Alan]

Oh wait

You're too smart to fall for this whole "equalizer" thing

 

[Jack Regan]

Get in there! Utd are pathetic.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

I know Hoever is dreadful but Tchat-Fucking-Tchoua is a different level of shit. He’s as cowardly as any player I’ve ever seen.

 

[Celtiña]

are playing good now.

 

[Mel Evo]

That’s a good header.

 

[Lichens]

We must win one of these eventually

 

[b3h]

We’ve scored away v Man Utd and all I could do was laugh

Same! Followed by ya'm shit United