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LIVE! Match discussion 2014/15

Who was that Blackburn forward whose seasons basically went

Shit, shit , very shit, fairly shit, ballon d'or, shit shit?
 
How is it that Blackburn could afford to bring him on via Bayern?
 
He wasn't very expensive on account of a) being made of glass and b) being shite for years.
 
They did, when Garry Cook gave Hughes a blank chequebook and he thought it'd be a good idea to go and sign a Blackburn centre forward, Jo, Robinho and Wayne Bridge with that money. Santa Cruz was genuinely his number one, must get at all costs target. Although tbf he did also sign Zabaleta, De Jong (still not adequately replaced by the way), Kompany and Lescott.
 
Weird. Some of the Paraguayan guys I run into at the bars think he's a God, he hardly scored 1 in 5 even for Bayern, and his Paraguay record ain't much better.

Robinho makes me tear up. The bastard.
 
Well looking further into Dost he did rip the Eredivisie a new one whilst with Heerenveen. 45 goals in 66 appearances, including 32 in 34 in his final season there. Not that Eredivisie success is really indicative of anything *cough*Altidore*cough*.
 
Mateja Kezman, Afonso Alves....

It's not impossible for Eredivisie success to translate elsewhere, look at Van Nistelrooy, Suarez, Makaay, Huntelaar etc and Henrik Larsson would have scored goals anywhere if he hadn't decided to waste years in Scotland. It's just too unreliable to be gambling much money on. Especially so in Altidore's case when he'd already had zero impact in England and Spain.
 
Sometimes I wonder how different things might have been if his goal against Arsenal hadn't been horrifically ruled out.

Probably not much. It was a good goal, though.
 
I would guess none as it wasn't a lack of confidence which made him have no aptitude to run or even stand in the right place, or have a body shape completely unsuitable for a top level footballer, or show precisely no technical skills at all. At very, very best he's a very, very crude battering ram against opponents susceptible to such crude methods. A very low rent Emile Heskey circa 2001.

Sunderland should have known all that before they signed him and one goal would have made no real difference. He ended up with a record of 4 goals in 80 games in English football, it tells its own story. He was horrendously out of his depth at Hull and you could tell after about two games at Sunderland that he wasn't any different four years on. For reference Glenn Murray who is the archetypal limited trier has just overtaken Altidore in terms of Premier League goals, in a fairly poor team (in terms of quality, probably no better or worse than Sunderland), from a fraction of the games played.
 
You love having a go at him. :icon_lol:
 
Very harsh red for Torosidis in Roma vs Juve and Tevez scores a great free kick.
 
Allegri implying that Juventus were done in by the refs in what must be the most ironic Serie A post-match comments ever.
 
Poyet sent to the stands. Seems he wanted to deck Steve Bruce
 
Poyet must be on borrowed time now surely?
 
Sacked or carted off to the Mental house in the morning
 
Poyet sent to the stands. Seems he wanted to deck Steve Bruce
Sky implied that Bruce went a bit mental back and had the linesman holding him back.
 
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