leedswolf
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Slug and Lettuce.Not the Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower then?!
Oh, my mistake, we've already had them as Chancellor and PM.
Slug and Lettuce.Not the Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower then?!
Oh I sent back every single letter that got dropped through my door with a friendly* note.Sounds like it was a missed chance to make a memorable customer return of one of his fire pokers.
The Tories generally make me want to go postal.I'm on holiday so will need to go postal
Sums him up.Why did he have to go out in the rain, do it inside you massive, massive weirdo
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Spit Roasted Pig?Just seen Cameron on BBC news standing behind him at the first love in, with a look on his face that says, ‘I should be scoffing a slap up banquet in Albania at the moment you bastard’.
Natch.Spit Roasted Pig?
Used to know someone who worked with him quite a bit on child protection stuff at the civil service. Every bit as thick and rude as you'd imagine him to be.I had a worse deal than that from 2011-2022. An utterly useless, incompetent prat, Alan Partridge without the funny bits, who also wins all the time by miles because, well I don't know why (and he'll win again).
Look at his little serious face.
When @Kenny and I went to watch The Lathums last summer, he popped in the Hogshead beforehand (think he was going to a different gig). If I hadn't been with Mrs DW who is pretty anti-me getting in trouble, I'd have belted the prick.
"Remember what they did to Steve McClaren."Cunt was on LBC this morning saying "I'm not a fair-weather politician". Fucking bellend. You can imagine the SPADs debating this at half four yesterday.
"It's pissing down shall we do this in the £2m press conference room we built"
"We can not look afraid of the rain, we do this outside"
"But he'll literally look like a drowning rat"
"You mean strong, unflappable and powerful"
"How about we just wait until 6 when the rain will have stopped"
"I dunno, Sophie Ridge is out there, do we want to look like we're not as tough as Sophie Ridge"
"She's got an umbrella, because she's not a fucking idiot."
"Perfect, yet more evidence of his strength and bravery, compared to Sophie Ridge's leftist cowardice"
Wasn't allowed to use the conference room for a party political statement. Though as I heard on newsnight, you can't imagine Blair or Cameron would've let that stop them finding a better solution. Plenty of solutions that would've been out of shot of the video feedCunt was on LBC this morning saying "I'm not a fair-weather politician". Fucking bellend. You can imagine the SPADs debating this at half four yesterday.
"It's pissing down shall we do this in the £2m press conference room we built"
"We can not look afraid of the rain, we do this outside"
"But he'll literally look like a drowning rat"
"You mean strong, unflappable and powerful"
"How about we just wait until 6 when the rain will have stopped"
"I dunno, Sophie Ridge is out there, do we want to look like we're not as tough as Sophie Ridge"
"She's got an umbrella, because she's not a fucking idiot."
"Perfect, yet more evidence of his strength and bravery, compared to Sophie Ridge's leftist cowardice"
They could just have held an umbrella over his head...like normal people.Wasn't allowed to use the conference room for a party political statement. Though as I heard on newsnight, you can't imagine Blair or Cameron would've let that stop them finding a better solution. Plenty of solutions that would've been out of shot of the video feed