General Wolves News

[Wilf Wolf]

The only useful thing about the list is it apparently lists all our PL players. Can you set a poll with everyone of them so we can rank them in order. Top ten probably all from first two seasons, bottom ten kids and last summer’s shit show.

 

[Tredman]

Erratic cunt has a nerve having a go at anyone

Sa or Judah?

 

[prawnking]

Sa or Judah?

Our sicknote of a 'captain' of course

 

[Tredman]

Our sicknote of a 'captain' of course

Toti?







Sorry

 

[HanDoJin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2046332153106231383

What's all this weird chest-pumping stuff coming from him for anyway? Isn't he a Boro fan?

The badge very clearly has not stayed the same. We're on (maybe) our 5th in my lifetime. Judah is a weirdo



SIX! And I'm under 50.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

My belief has definitely not stayed the same.

 

[Del Woppio]

"The badge changes every decade or so, the fans are still the same fuckers who were fans in the 90s because we've priced out the kids, and belief is non-existent"

Stick that on a bastard banner

 

[SSB]

"The badge changes every decade or so, the fans are still the same fuckers who were fans in the 90s because we've priced out the kids, and belief is non-existent"

Stick that on a bastard banner

Talk like that doesn’t sell a Patreon subscription though does it?

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

It probably would.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Tchatouha higher than Cav!

 

[Jack Regan]

Sam Johnstone being at 31 and Joe Hodge at 41 basically tells you all you need to know about the credibility of this list.

Vinagre being below about thirty other incredibly failed players who've made less premier League appearances than he did sums this up.

Angel Gomes is at 33 and Guedes at 35 FFS!

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Sam Johnstone being at 31 and Joe Hodge at 41 basically tells you all you need to know about the credibility of this list.

Vinagre being below about five other incredibly failed fullbacks who've made less premier League appearances than he did is equally preposterous.

Its probably made by AI.

But even AI should know better.

As said, a poll on here would be interesting though.

Then one on MM as a comparison, I imagine it would be vastly different.

 

[HanDoJin]

a poll on here would be interesting though.

I don't know man

 

[PuntsWolf]

Prepare to be triggered...

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Obviously this list is nonsense and pretty pointless trying to do one.

But at least check through it and think “no that’s a bit silly”.

Marshall Munetsi is fucking horrific, but what is he doing behind Chirewa, Fraser, Cundle etc. and all the others who have played less games between them than he did. Why is Lemina so low, why is Krejci so low, why is Angel Gomes so high, how are Joe hodge and Alfie Pond ahead of all the ones listed 55-61.

Nunes, Mane, Johnstone, Bueno x2 all nonsense picks on the first column.

 

[Sedgley Wolf]

Hoever's too high as well.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2047045055156793367

The year is 2050 and the Wolves owner Matt Doherty announces the Liquidator will not be returning despite a protest held by 5 angry very OAP's outside the Matt Doherty Stand

 

[Derby Wolf]

With so little else to be worried about regarding the direction of the club tonight is the perfect opportunity to ask about this.

Fucking big well done to all involved.

 

[Tredman]

ffs, of all the things to raise. Cunts.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

With so little else to be worried about regarding the direction of the club tonight is the perfect opportunity to ask about this.

Fucking big well done to all involved.

To even remember when we used it regularly, you've got to be in your early 40s at youngest. So it's actual grown men (and it will be men) asking this burning question.

Embarrassing.

 

[Wolftone]

Ok so we can't have Liquidator but get rid of Hi Ho Wolverhampton anyway for something else, what suggestions though? I'm saying 'Embarresment'