I'm probably missing some out here but some of his brilliant man-management decisions:
- Fell out with Boly, kept intimating there was something going on behind the scenes, ignored him completely for months, then got rid of him for next to no money
- Fell out with Jonny who up to then had been Mr Model Pro
- Decided to move on from Coady which is fine, but didn't have the guts to tell him what was going on, didn't talk to him in pre-season and left him playing with kids and cast-offs, and left someone else to tell him we'd accepted a bid from a Turkish team
- Made Saiss play on with what was almost certainly concussion vs Leeds. Made Neto come back on twice vs West Ham when his ankle was done. Made Kalajdzic play on with an ACL injury. The above Mosquera chain of events
- No-one here likes Fabio but more than once in 2021/22 he would have a reasonable game (to the point of being our best player, low bar that it was) and then he'd get dropped and ignored
- Brought Cundle in, did well away at Spurs, then totally ignored him again for weeks, not even getting token minutes off the bench
- Randomly dropping Ait-Nouri at various points for bloody Marçal, for no reason
- Insisted all week we definitely wouldn't play Neves at CH vs West Ham then did it anyway
- The "chronic fatigue" nonsense with Raul vs Southampton, just say he's injured you twat
- Throwing Hoever under the bus after the Palace game, he was crap but you just do not do that
- Making one sub vs Fulham at home until 10 minutes from time, it was nearly 40 degrees out there
That's without even getting into his football (worse than Hoddle), his general communication (babbling incoherently and making no sense), our record when conceding first which had to be the worst in the entire country while he was here, signing off on Guedes who is one of our worst ever signings or complete failure to ever accept any responsibility for anything.
I'm not having any revisionism about Bruno Lage. A complete joke manager and a charmless berk. I'd rather re-employ Paul Lambert or Dave Jones than him.