Cybertosis- 2019-2020

[Deleted Cyber]

I try and hide it, but sometimes it slips out and I give the game away.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

of course you must

 

[Deleted Cyber]

of course you must

If its any consolation Rocky wins.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Southampton. Just been stuffed. Fourth from bottom. Yes they could get something. We were shit at their place last year and good at ours. They are better than 4th bottom.

I suppose the wolves don't win after international breaks comes in now lol

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

More like VAR will fuck anything sensible up

 

[Deleted Cyber]

More like VAR will fuck anything sensible up

I wanted var but not like this. Its ruining the game. I think VAr for a goal should be restricted to the final quarter.

 

[Alan]

Coach's challenge?

 

[Aikiwolf]

Coach's challenge?

Just fuck it off or only allow the VAR official to watch in real time (maybe with a replay in real time for goals/pens).

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Nice bit of good news. You know how we are shit in November? Well Sheff Utd is moved to 1st December so that avoids a potential cycbertosis double whammy special at home. These are the dodgy 5.

2nd November
Arsenal 15:00 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Thursday 7th November
Europa League
Wolverhampton Wanderers 20:00 SK Slovan Bratislava
Sunday 10th November
Premier League
Wolverhampton Wanderers 14:00 Aston Villa On Sky
Saturday 23rd November
Premier League
Bournemouth 15:00 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Thursday 28th November
Europa League
Braga 17:55 Wolverhampton Wanderers.

Some excellent examples of cybertosis for other teams last night
Swansea 0 Brentford 3
Bristol Rovers 0 Bolton 2 - sorry Padd.Thats a double bummer
Qpr 2 Reading 2 - new manager bounce
WBA 2 Barnsley 2- Bottom 3 nearly beating top 3
Scunthope 3 Exeter 1- Bottom 3 beats top 3

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

I love all this silly nonsense, and if someone takes it seriously they need a head examination, it's about as accurate as having to spit if you have walked under a ladder, silly bollocks, but refreshing n'est ce pas?

 

[Deleted Cyber]

I love all this silly nonsense, and if someone takes it seriously they need a head examination, it's about as accurate as having to spit if you have walked under a ladder, silly bollocks, but refreshing n'est ce pas?

exactly!

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Ipswich 0 Rotherham 2
Cybertosis strikes the tractor boys!

I reckon I should highlight 5 games a week for this.

 

[Jolemai]

Go for it...

Anyway, I thought it was we always lose after an international break, not never win? Speaking of which, today's game is technically still after an international break so are we not to win this one, or does the curse only run for one game? Finally, does anyone know why this doesn't affect other teams? Is there any pattern to the number of draws over that weekend and the teams in question?

 

[The Bear]

Ipswich 0 Rotherham 2
Cybertosis strikes the tractor boys!

I reckon I should highlight 5 games a week for this.

There's a website already for that. It's called Super 6.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Go for it...

Anyway, I thought it was we always lose after an international break, not never win? Speaking of which, today's game is technically still after an international break so are we not to win this one, or does the curse only run for one game? Finally, does anyone know why this doesn't affect other teams? Is there any pattern to the number of draws over that weekend and the teams in question?

I just got myself convinced that it happened to us disproportionately a few seasons ago and cited it and why, which was quickly rebuffed. I suppose 13 stands out a lot becauise it seemed to occur on several occasions. We lost our unbeaten run after 13 games when we lost at home to forest. Spurs had not lost to a newly promoted team in 38 previous games before losing at home to us last year (3 x 13 =39), Traore went 13 months without scoring wolves last top flight win at Man City was 39 years ago (3 x13). So because I am superstitious I am always looking for it. Manager of the month curse, new manager bounce,team starts the day in the bottom three and takes points off wolves at Molineux and all of those fit in on the absolute nonsense bit of fun that is this thread.

However, if you put a quid of your money every week on a cybertosis shot for wolves I reckon you would be in the money come the end of the season last year given our shock results either for or against.

Huddersfield x 2
Brighton
Burnley away
Chelsea
Man utd
Spurs away
Liverpool and Man U in the cup

Every one of those results would have returned money if you predicted the outcome. The outlay would have ben £9 the winnings would have needed to exceed £40 to cover the seasons £1 a week and I reckon it would.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

You do know that triskaidekaphobia is one of the most nonsensical phobias in that particular pantheon don’t you?

 

[Deleted Cyber]

You do know that triskaidekaphobia is one of the most nonsensical phobias in that particular pantheon don’t you?

yeah, but thats fear of or avoidance of the number 13. I dont fear or avoid it. I just look at 13 as the time when the unexpected happens. To me thats different. Its not a phobia, more a trigger.

 

[Sniffer]

Why do multiples of 13 count?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

That normally only applies with Nelson in cricket

 

[Sniffer]

I just got myself convinced that it happened to us disproportionately a few seasons ago and cited it and why, which was quickly rebuffed. I suppose 13 stands out a lot becauise it seemed to occur on several occasions. We lost our unbeaten run after 13 games when we lost at home to forest. Spurs had not lost to a newly promoted team in 38 previous games before losing at home to us last year (3 x 13 =39), Traore went 13 months without scoring wolves last top flight win at Man City was 39 years ago (3 x13). So because I am superstitious I am always looking for it. Manager of the month curse, new manager bounce,team starts the day in the bottom three and takes points off wolves at Molineux and all of those fit in on the absolute nonsense bit of fun that is this thread.

However, if you put a quid of your money every week on a cybertosis shot for wolves I reckon you would be in the money come the end of the season last year given our shock results either for or against.

Huddersfield x 2
Brighton
Burnley away
Chelsea
Man utd
Spurs away
Liverpool and Man U in the cup

Every one of those results would have returned money if you predicted the outcome. The outlay would have ben £9 the winnings would have needed to exceed £40 to cover the seasons £1 a week and I reckon it would.

Approximately £38 for those nine matches according to the following site (I've estimated the cup fixtures based on the league).

https://www.oddsportal.com/soccer/england/premier-league-2018-2019/results/#/page/2/

38 league games + 6 cup games = £44 outlay.

Cybertosis would cost you money.