Cracking Story

[Lord Knows]

Sweden’s Happy And Perplexing 'Problem': Four Prisons Closed Due To Falling Inmate Population.

http://www.ibtimes.com/swedens-happ...-closed-due-falling-inmate-population-1466170

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...11-months-for-having-sex-with-inflatable-raft

 

[Stan Hullis]

What a prat!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2509837/Teenager-went-drunken-night-Oldham-woke-PARIS.html

 

[b3h]

"I don't remember"

Bullshit, you did it on purpose you prick

 

[So Long Architect]

Mmm.... http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...t-semen_n_4292720.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Thanks SLA i just spent a good hour on the Huffington Post, great site, here's on that tickled me, well the responses did.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...to-david-cameron-tweets_n_4296593.html?utm_hp

 

[Penk Wolf]

 

[lemonjelly]

"Swedish Ice Hotel Required to Install Fire Alarms"
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/15/swedish-ice-hotel-required-to-install-fire-alarms/

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-25093437

Headline:
Drunk novice driver James Pratt crashed into house

Appropriately named methinks...

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

"Swedish Ice Hotel Required to Install Fire Alarms"
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/15/swedish-ice-hotel-required-to-install-fire-alarms/

I just love that one

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/27/hard-drive-bitcoin-landfill-site

:icon_lol:

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...ilet-roll-holder-stuck-up-bottom-8978258.html

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...rbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-9003511.html

 

[So Long Architect]

Science finally put to some good use http://www.theguardian.com/news/dat...defecate-earths-magnetic-field-research-finds

 

[machin05]

http://www.expressandstar.com/pictu...-or-run-down-even-the-police-cant-tell/tivi3/

Wasn't sure where to put this, but I really can not believe the substandard quality of the videos that the E&S produce. It's not just old Nashy's videos that look like he's being filmed on a Nokia 6230. This is really amateur!! If you're doing a voice over then mute the fucking audio of the original video, especially when wind noise and passing traffic starts drowning the sound of the voice.

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2014/01/14/poll-bring-mps-to-city/

:facepalm:

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.inquisitr.com/1091731/pimp-is-suing-nike-for-100-million/
:spaz:

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/28/doctor-fights-shark-stitches-up-leg

 

[Langers]

Bloody killjoys.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26066153

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-02-08/rspca-warns-of-cats-being-blown-away-in-storms/